Glass Heart

just an all around softie 💕

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The problem with putting s’mores as a technical challenge is that baking your own s’more from scratch defeats the purpose of s’mores which is of course to spend ten minutes trying to get a crappy store bought marshmallow the perfect golden brown color before going “fuck it” and letting it catch fire then frantically putting it on a graham cracker with hershey’s chocolate before it falls off of the stick you found on the ground

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[lostinhistory]

[thisbibliomaniac]

For the record, these ones should have won

[thememedaddy]

[myfantasticmemes]

[ps1]

Evening Trail Walk

[ps1]

Californian Summer

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

my skills include being a sleepyhead and a sweetiepie

[heartsnmagic]

[bbapothecary]

Yule 🎄

Credit: @paperwitchco

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[n-award]

[madsciences]

they are ready to be picked

[owomon]

ripe

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[mega-bitchass]

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

[bedknees]

[pleatedjeans]

[clown-gf]

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

[succubusgrrl-deactivated2022042]

im into some really deep shit you know…. astrology….dreams….stuffed animals. you just wouldnt get it

[unclefather]

gay ass

[unclefather]

the tree, not jesus. why do you want a man inside of you so badly? 

[unclefather]

i mean jesus might be gay too i don’t know i’m not like… jesuses dad

[cowboydeanwinchester]

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

[pointnclick]

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

[mangonetics]

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing