Dearest Lizzy,

Everything happens for a reason.

[fakemikemitchell]

First look at the final Corgi print. These (and the cat & hummingbird) should start shipping out in a week, maybe two. Sorry for the delay, these times editions are a long process.

[compsognathids-deactivated20150]

[elle]

Our February cover girl is fiercer than you’ve ever seen her before. Inside Lena Dunham’s ELLE cover shoot here. 

[knightofleo]

[kaywah]

Sara K. Golish SunDust & MoonDust

Taitu & Celestial Rhythms Messages from the Stars & Anyanwu Mukuru & Nights Over Egypt Black Gold & Khwezi Tsehai & Moonchild Toffee Soul & Nefertem Nyambi & Sugar Samba Astral Jazz & Asis Nomalanga & Mercury Rising Calypsoul, Interstellar Dust & Orun

[thetehrantimes]

Manteau: Banafsheh Nazarian Pants: Zara Handbag: Givenchy Boots: Alexander Wang Sunglasses: Ray Ban Ring: Parasteh Gold Gallery

[deviantfinds]

Perception by TanyaShatseva

[deseased]

valentino couture worn by daria strokous, photographed by emma summerton for vogue china collections s/s 2013

[etiquetteforalady]

[funnyfacesplace]

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,

“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.” WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

[balenna]

Lasagna, garlic rolls, and salad😌 all vegan errthang

[proudvaginaowner-deactivated201]

Stand up by Donald Glover live from New York and speaking the damn harsh truth.

[fabulouslyfacetious]

Best stand up.

[journalofanobody]

The axe forgets; the tree remembers.

African proverb (via futurepharaohs)

This is a Zimbabwean proverb from the Shona tribe, meaning that a person who harms another or borrows from someone will often forget, but the person who is harmed or borrowed from will always remember.

(via sweetheartpleasestay)

[dancingonthestars-deactivated20]

Good job Lush! I think it’s really fucking important that they spoke up about this. 

I’m glad the employees will not be facing any consequences for showing their solidarity with the protesters. 

[ink-pedia]

horikola 

[urie]

men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting

[darning-socks]

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[milkmaidmilf]

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

[brokenwingsandblackeyedthings]

Yes they are in every classroom in America

[sam-winchester-cries-during-sex]

Is that sarcasm

[professionalweenie]

no.

[filmsgamesandowlsohmy-blog]

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

[tracyalexander-deactivated20201]

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

[sam-keeper]

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

[booksandcatslover]

In Italy we don’t have our flag, but we have a christian cross, because the Church doesn’t want us to forget that they really rule our country…

[misandry-mermaid]

Gentlemen! Let’s play a little game. I call it “Creep or Normal Guy?” The way you play is you have less than a second to decide whether a man you don’t know is a threat or not. If you identify a normal guy as a threat you could get called a bitch; if you identify a creep as a normal guy you could end up dead. This is fun, isn’t it? Now play it every day, with nearly every man you see, in nearly every situation you’re in, from the time puberty hits to … well, I turned 38 this week. Can someone tell me when I can stop playing?

Wild tells the story of every woman’s least favorite game: ‘creep or normal guy?’ - Kristen Page-Kirby (via misandry-mermaid)

[amypoehler]

[sawing4teens]

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.