this is the 90s. go for it

kasia. 18. canadian. hey!

[trees-waiting]

when they say “you’re hot” but kafka said “you’re the knife I turn inside myself” like do better

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

no one has ever wanted to hear that, just a load of stupid shit

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

When it rains, it pours….

[lancaume]

I love you. Most ardently

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[aluminumfoilchewer]

did you know you can pull the strings out of your clothes and ruin them

[sproutmother]

[ghostisredacted]

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

[brucespringsteencomments]

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[angelicguy]

Looks like the zeon radiator is busted.. and on top of that, your quartz reflectors are completely fogged up. It's gonna cost you at least 300k credits to get this thing running, without including aesthetic work. Not that you'll need it to run the marshes of Crax... but looking good never hurts.

[izzetheking]

do girls eat hot dogs to or is it a boy food only

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

Some girls eat double dogs with fries and onions and relish and big pickle on it with mustard all the time and they like it.

[izzetheking]

erm.... OK sista

[creepish]

People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[kalimaxxing]

sounds indicative of a much larger issue shawty

[slipng]

kitties /ᐠ-⩊-マ₊˚⊹♡₊ ⊹

[flowerytale]

J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Return of the King

[moveslikekeithrichards]

its gettin warm in our room & this girl comes in sweatin & goes “im hot as a burger” like it was a saying