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Fieri Frames
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The Bowery Presents
Love Begins
Show & Tell
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The Bright Sessions
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Griffin: It’s level up time, lets just burn through this shit.
Justin: Oh my god, please, I have a life outside of this podcast.
Travis: I don’t, I love being here. It’s the only time I feel alive.
Justin: Great, now I’m bummed.
griffin does a nasty hit
so apparently griffin died at the boston show last night ?
cute names to call your significant other :)
Ultros
Omega Susan
Phyllis the Unconquerable
Indominable Pam
Pam, the Existence Eater
Ruin
Pam, Who Death Forgot
HOPELESSNESS
LOOK OUT ITS PAM
The Final Pam
Good Linguistic McElroy Jokes
portmanteaus
when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”
when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”
saying words phonetically
saying words with Emphasis
putting emphaSIS on tHE wrong sylLAbles
singing a word for emphasis
wrong grammar e.g. “a orange”
using bigger vocabulary the angrier they get
feel free to add more
he smile at own glass
Inside the “ABCs of Beth”
Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours
1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too.
2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors.
3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights.
4. Free health care.
5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched.
6. If child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment.
7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years.
8. Racism is just not a thing.
9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus.
10. The motherlode cheat.
This is me every episode ffs
You love your grandson and I can prove it mathematically! Without having to go trough half of your lifetime!
“I wish incest porn had a more mainstream appeal….f-for a friend of mine.”
-Glasses Morty (Specs)
textbook prices are homophobic
hello friend, if you don’t mind electronic versions of textbooks and committing minor acts of piracy, might i direct your attention to this website where I’ve been able to find a copy of every textbook I’ve needed, I haven’t paid for a textbook since 2014. that website is a true ally to the gays
i hope you know i love you
*gay intensifies*
are you saying there are people so gay they’re unable to be seen by humans
asexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, and aromantics
did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs
Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask
because they wanted to
let guys be intimate friends 2k17
Some non-binary awareness pictures I made for a russian nb blog
