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Book 1: The Sexual Awakening of An Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived - Masterlist (Complete)

Following the countless requests @bixgirl1 and I have received for one of these (and the complaints that the chapters aren’t all visible under #virgin draco), we present - The Masterlist. Hopefully we remember to update it regularly (LOL cause we’re both like really old women, I’m 93 she’s a 112 and we forget things).

Also this is the first masterlist I’ve ever made and I have no idea what I’m doing.

Like I said, I’m 93 years old. What is this machine I’m typing on?

(Book 2 - Masterlist)

(Book 3 - Masterlist)

Chapters:

1 - Harry Asks Draco Out

2 - The First Date

3 - Misunderstandings and Their Purpose (i.e. Snogging)

4 - How Draco Malfoy Nearly Lost His Way To His Own Office

5 - Lunch With Pansy–Who Wishes Draco Would Read The Goddamned Book

6 - The Universal Answer to Most Questions: Mouth Pressing

7 - PG Weekdays and R-Rated Weekends

8 - In Which Ron Questions His Friendship With the Randy Prat and Hermione Is Done With the Both of Them

9 - Wine Connoisseur

10 - Parental Advice and Ill-Thought-Out Plans

11 - Teachable Moments

12 - Pyjamas

13 - Pansy’s Book

14 - The Proper Use of a Breakfast Table

15 - Harry Potter – Boy Who Lived, Star Auror, And A Goddamn Blessing

16 - A Premature Birthday Fuckup

17 - Harry’s Birthday Present

18 - A Pub, Two Purebloods and A Storm

19 - Kiss The Rain

20 - Eleven

21 - Coming Home

22 - The Amazing Bouncing Ferret

23 - Afternoon Delight With A Nightmare For Dessert

24 - Dinner and A Show

25 - Kink Negotiation. Sorta.

26 - Calm Before the Storm

27 - Never Push A Slytherin

28 - The Assignment

29 - Trading Secrets, And Other Revelations

30 - St. Mungo’s

31 - The Perks of a Long Convalescence

32 - Reading Material

33 - A Declaration With Friends (and the rest of the world, too)

34 - The Article (and That Very Important Question)

🎄✨The Holiday Special chapter!✨🎄

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- Things people have over heard Scorpius and Albus say-

Scropius: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Albus : Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Albus : Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Scropius: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Headmistress McGonagall

Albus , hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Scropius: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Scropius: And I started thinking.

Scropius: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Scropius: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Albus : Are you ok?

Albus : I think I need a hug...

Scropius: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Albus : You... you can let go now.

Scropius: No, I absolutely cannot

Albus : Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Scropius periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Albus : It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

Albus : Talk dirty to me~

Scropius: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Albus : Wha-

Scropius: The economy is in shambles.

Albus : I have an idea.

Scropius: A good idea?

Albus : Let's not get ahead of ourselves

Scropius: Oooh, a train!

Albus : We’re in a train station, Scropius.

Scropius, near tears: Please, Albus , I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

Scropius: I’m in love with you.

Albus : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Scropius: I know.

Albus : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Albus : Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Scropius: No, I said "Albus , don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

Scropius: *sighs* I have no friends...

Albus :

Albus : *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Scropius: Is the pink panther a lion?

Albus : Say that again but slower.

Scropius: I don’t get it.

Albus : Scorpius baby light of my life He’s a PANTHER.

Scropius: Is that a type of lion?

Albus : No, it’s a fucking panther.

Scropius: I just read a book about them and they aren’t pink!

Albus : AND LIONS ARE?!

Albus : When was the last time you cried?

Scropius: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??

Albus : really? That recent?

Scropius: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*

Albus: You have had 4 mental breakdowns this week

Scropius: yeah? So?

Albus: It's Monday see a therapist.

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Fun size

litarnes

Ashes in the shape of a heart

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Diluc, babe, you have flaming red hair of course everyone and their mother is gonna recognize you 😅

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The Cat and the Fox.

Wanderer and Niwa in the past… wehh…

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And they were roommates. I’m so looking forward to Alhaitham’s banner I can’t wait! Hopefully we get to see where they live together.

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Everyone laughing about the fact that he had the card but I’m crying about the fact he left it 🥺

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Genshin really said Scaramouche is THE poor little meow meow huh

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WANT

PET

HIMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Your heart.

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“And for a moment I thought that Niwa had come back to life, only to discover that it was just a trick of the eye.”

damare-draws

my impressions on the Genshin TCG so far

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i think kaeya would just lick for no reason ?? ?

bonus doodle:

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Transcription of J Michael Tatum's thoughts on Eruri

I took it upon myself to write up a transcription of J Michael Tatum’s (writer for the English dub of SnK and voice actor for Erwin Smith) thoughts on yaoi Erwin and Levi’s relationship. I thought this way it might be easier for people to read, since he shares a lot of interesting headcanons and analysis about the series in general!

Source: The Attack On Titan Voice Panel Tokyo in Tulsa 2014.

Question: What are your favorite character dynamics, specifically?

J. Michael Tatum: From the show or just in general?

Q: From the show.

JMT: This is going to sound kind of self-serving, but I really like the dynamic between Levi and Erwin— [applause]. Not because I think they’re a couple; I mean I can dream too, but I don’t necessarily think that the text so-to-speak supports that, though it doesn’t say that they aren’t! But regardless if whether or not they have any romantic feelings for each other, which we can argue until the cows come home, there is definitely something— some mystery to their friendship that we as an audience are left to our own devices to infer, which I think is interesting. I love very subtle exposition, you know, that’s like, how is it that Levi was a real bad-ass and for some reason Erwin was the only guy that was able to get him to straighten up—no pun intended—and [audience laughter] I didn’t really mean to say that I think Erwin and Levi—!

I mean, honestly, even as a writer, I don’t quite know what their relationship is because it’s honestly complicated. It may be that they’re just friends. It may be that Erwin was just like, “I see a lot of myself in you, so I’m going to kick your ass because I know what you need to keep from dying at an early age by being a dumbass.” And it could just be that they have this kind of brotherly relationship that Levi himself is kind of bound and obligated to make. I mean, I think it’s pretty clear that whatever else their relationship is, at some point, one of them saved the other’s life and feels a debt to the relationship—whatever it is—for just being alive, and that drives them, constantly.

But they have this weird… like, when they actually talk to each other —and they only share the screen a handful of times in the entire series; they’re not together very often. And when they are, they’re speaking very curtly, and they’re speaking about military maneuvers like, “Oh, what do you think we should do about the She-Titan?” Or whatever. They don’t go, “Hey, remember that time? Like when we were kids? When you kicked my ass?” They never do! They never discuss their past. They never discuss it.

Again, getting back to what I said earlier about all the drama of human dynamics being compacted into this world where, you know, you don’t have time to speak your mind or talk about things that we think really and truly matter in our life, such as feelings, or, “Can we explore this? I’m confused, I want to talk this out with you.” You don’t have time for that when you’re besieged on all sides by huge giants that want to eat you. So if there IS a romantic element to their relationship —and there may be— it’s kind of sad how it can’t be realized, because they simply don’t have the emotional breadth or space in which to do it, because the first order of business will always be survival. So, I like that they leave it unstated, which leaves your imagination to run wild and go: God, I feel for them, because there’s so much they can’t—like, they can’t even have an obvious friendship because they’re moved by this path like, ‘we have to do this, we have to do this’. Their sense-of-self is very precariously balanced by what they have to do, which is just to live another day. And in their case, that their people live another day because they’re in charge of everyone else’s lives. And the burden that puts on them leaves them no time to go, “[sigh]… let’s go grab a beer and talk about getting a puppy!” [laughter]. I mean, it’s never going to happen while the titans are around so it’s making everyone’s—everyone’s—interpersonal relationships much more succinct. Tragically so, because there’s simply no time to be yourself. No time to live and survive and not get eaten. Think about that for a moment: that’s pretty Erwin.