Lord pls someone rp with me
Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.
“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”
Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT
“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”
*takes 2 steps towards your podium*
IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S
“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”
*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*
I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore
“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”
*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*
OMFG I AM CRYING












