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Oh hey. Look who’s running...

just-shower-thoughts

“I love you to the moon and back” will become an insult when we start to travel further into the universe

mrawesomepants

I mean, it’ll also be something we can actually DO.

rrrick

2009 ➡️ 2019 Challenge is really just a dedication to ten years with the wonderful @kristynjmurphy https://www.instagram.com/p/B6tRcm2h5ko/?igshid=1s3fm5usrm477

feministism

radmenace

this is what happens when fetuses are given legal personhood– women lose their’s.

vlli-moved-blog

bapouro

theres a certain feeling i get every time this photoset appears and i cant really describe it

liberal-memes

yay855

It’s because gold is a status symbol. Professional golf exists, but the majority of players are just one-percenters who like to think they’re being athletic. Golf requires a ridiculously large amount of land which holds absolutely nothing but a few holes in the ground and carefully-manicured lawns, sand pits, and a few ponds, none of which actually hold any animal life or plant life beyond grass cut so short nothing could even graze on it; as such, golf courses are expensive to maintain, and thus access to them is often just as expensive.

Anyone can play basketball, or baseball, or soccer, because those don’t require literal acres of land to play. Golf is a rich man’s game, and thus is more “socially acceptable” when rich people waste time and money doing it.

ralfmaximus

Do NOT get me started on golf.

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone.

Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.

That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.

Golf courses require pesticides & herbicides & fertilizers in such volume that once decommissioned you can’t do anything with the land until it’s been rehabilitated. No farms, no housing. Maybe pave it over and turn it into a parking lot? A nice office complex?

Also: the runoff from all those chemicals contaminate the local water supply.

Ah, so I see you’re ecologically woke and not using Round-Up™ in your backyard? Well FUCK YOU because the golf course two miles away is pumping barrels of that shit directly into the water table every month.

All so rich fuckwits can chase their wee white balls around in public for a coupla hours every weekend. It’s a resource 99% of us will never have access to or even want to use.

Fuckin travesty.

mrawesomepants

Future headline: President Brownell spends $3.5 million dollars for Friday Night Magic.

predawnchloroform

raevenlywrites

Not to be confused with Lawful Chaotic, which is creating as much chaos as possible by following the letter of the law, usually to ridiculous extremes.

mrawesomepants

Omg. I love lawful chaotic - uncivil obedience ftw.