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[arsanatomica]

A few years ago, I went to an anatomy conference and they had a huge 3D printed vampire skull, and these thoughts have been on my mind ever since I saw the teeth up-close. 

The under-utilized potential for this bothers me a lot… like in movies… it’s just bite and done!

What happened to ritual shaving or elaborate skin engraving?

I know a lot of artists/writers follow me…. can you guys do Vampires a solid?

[appledoom47]

@scriberat​ i feel like this could be very… inspiring.. to you

[scriberat]

it. oh boy. im getting some nice ideas for this now. vampire pair covered in art as they feed on their victims and then each other, a vampire laying a complicated pattern on their human, young vampires practicing so so hard to get their personal pattern just right for their forever partner!

[hex-touchstarved-deactivated202]

OMGKMGOMGOMG SOMEONE PLZ WRITE THIS DOWN, ASAP. I NEED VAMPIRE STORIES LIKE THIS, THIS IS THE SHIT

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[ranchbanch]

[yyshcul]

hot girl shit B) (only hot people can understand this)

[big-pizza]

[drtanner]

And don’t forget to ask twice. As someone who’s had severe depression for most of his life, I can tell you that if someone asks how I’m doing or if I’m alright, my first answer will be to tell them that I am “fine” or even “good!” and lie through my teeth 100% of the time.

Ask twice.

[relelvance]

Evil lil mama: my lip gloss is evil my lip gloss cruel all the boys are spectres I've turned them into ghouls

[free-range-tiddies]

I love this song!

[blackpyrefly]

this tweet has me fully breaking down im in tears

[monstatron]

i finally started playing dbd and i’ve also been meaning to do some stranger things fanart, so, here you go 

[free-range-tiddies]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[nbvagabond]

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

[the-long-dog]

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

[songofkeys]

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

[sumkitty-blog]

Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’

[heroofthreefaces]

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

[weeabooparadise94]

[rurukanight]

all might…Yagi toshinori……cool and cute…

He may have attended a large party when he was young.

I drew my delusion :)

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

She threw him so hard he bounced! Damn this is satisfying to watch on a loop.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

toss the bitch

[banchagu]

ALSO. TO ANYONE WHOS EVER SENT ME AN ASK

[dairypropaganda]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexuals, or want all racists dead

[32degrees-deactivated20210303]

[mrbiglong3000]

yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

[evilbuildingsblog]

This German Kindergarten

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

every building built mainly for children should be fucking weird like this i cant even imagine how much happier my memories of early childhood would be if i could look back on having gone to kindergarten in a big ol cat