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嗨！！！！ 我叫苗苗！！！！！ maggy/willow/edea aka maggotlesbian from ao3 critically unserious lesbian in love with faggy incest

[keaiqunu]

maggy/edea/willow or whatever u prefer to call me c: 23 y/o my pronouns are she/her!!! i like writing fics so please read them and tell me what you think <3333

request rules:

im allowed to say no to any requests i dont want to do for any reason. dont get upset if i say no to your request.

be patient for fic releases, im incredibly busy so while ill do my best to finish all requests it will inevitably take me a while

i wont do any kinks i dont like (scat, diaper, stuff like that) if youre not sure if i accept or deny your request just ask i wont bite just because i personally dont like your kink)

thats about it i think, i might update this list later but for now thats all

requests: (currently closed) read the rules first please :)

soda x pony x dar (part 2 of "how to get along with your brother"

steve x pony part 2

curly x pony, pony x angela part 2 and tim x pony part 3 lol

bob x pony

randy x pony

paul x pony

personal projects :)

back pedal (currently struggling w chapter 3)

hand that feeds (not really actively working on this one and might do a rewrite before i continue it, as it's currently just in one shot limbo)

fic release order:

2/2 call me

1/4 pony x soc oneshots

3/4 twos good but threes perfect

1/? secret #1

list will go on like this until twos good is done then secret #2 will enter rotation, when shepards and soc fics are done requests will be reopened and will be added to the schedule! yay!

my ao3 ^_^

[lyingpink]

[veggiesforpresident]

do you know what this food item is and if so what do you call it?

an egg in toast

toad in a hole

egg in a basket

spit in the eye

something else

i don't know this item

Voting ended onJan 6

[snuggle-bug]

hi because everybody is getting sick, as a reminder:

WEAR A MASK. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[keywest-princess]

Mr and Mrs. Curtis watching their kids from heaven:

[serpentcycled]

date idea! help your girlfriend drug and rape her sister for some extra family bonding

[keaiqunu]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

first chapter is out! fem!darrypop!

[whizzvins]

he can’t lose his big brother too <33

[biteriskgirl]

dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck

[biteriskgirl]

you invest in a stronger metal muzzle (smart), the frustration makes for great sex but it is a little unnerving feeling the cold bars pressed against your jugular all the time and hearing her teeth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[1337-robot-girlfriend]

I WISH TO BE UNNERVED! D:

[alaskan-wallflower]

pony didn’t see darry crying for their parents at the funeral, but he did see darry crying for him at the hospital.

pony didn’t see darry reach out for his parents at their funeral, but the first thing he does when he sees pony is he runs up and hugs him, like he’ll disappear if he lets go.

pony didn’t see darry crumbling over their parents, but he saw his presumably strict, stoic big brother breaking apart at the mere concept of losing pony

pony felt his heart pounding against his cheek, felt it like he’d never felt anything before. he heard it loud and clear. he felt darry squeezing the life out of him, and he squeezed right back. that was the moment pony realized how much darry loved him. at that moment, he couldn’t differentiate the tears dripping from darry’s cheeks onto his from his own. losing pony for a week broke darry that much..?

darry loves him. darry has and will always love him, unconditionally. and pony will always love darry twice as much

[keaiqunu]

my perfectly curated existence has been tainted by constant discourse 😢 my for you page holds almost exclusively arguments ive had to block like 8 people arguing over anti vs pro shippers despite having never followed any accounts like that nor.liking them. not to mention the homestuck discourse created by the pilot ugh

[speakercrab]

so bECAUSE OF THE PILOT TRAILER I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "VIVZIEPOP HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SERIES PILOT TRAILER??!?" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE TRAILER ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

[proshippy-fox]

I was reading some comments earlier

[keaiqunu]

any gripe i have with the show will be immediately disregarded as long as june is fully canonized

[nekropsii]

Thinking. John has some incredibly strong characterization as a child, especially regarding his relationship with his father. This especially comes up in the assumptions Egbert tends to make about him. He's still at a point in his life where he doesn't quite understand his father as a human being, so everything about him is inexplicable.

Dad Egbert is just a plain, traditional man. He's a single father trying desperately to raise a child he does not know how to connect to in the slightest, and working an office job to support his two-person suburban family. But in John's head, he's this wild, zany character. Dad's like Superman, except instead of a superhuman alien disguising himself as an unassuming civilian reporter, it's a street performer disguising himself as the world's most White Father ever all the time. Never does John ask himself if that makes literally any sense because he's a Child. Child Brains Don't Make Sense.

I have to point out how much Dad Egbert is a force of Traditional Masculinity, though. There is, as well-meaning as Dad is, still a vague aura of oppression in the Egbert household just due to how intensely Dad embodies the role of a Patriarch. Every single scrap of text we see from or about Dad emphasizes Masculinity as a construct. Particularly, John's "necessary" evolution into Manhood is something that is repeatedly stressed in, like, every note Dad has left for John.

And... There's a lot of things one can say about John's feelings about Dad, particularly regarding the obvious intense frustration John feels about him.

Rose is a terrible source for literally like any information, especially information regarding her friends, but this frustration is tangible in the preceding text. This is a rare Rose Not-Bullshit Moment. The way John rejects his father - for example, for Dad baking John a lot of sweets on his birthday - does speak to some kind of pent-up frustration... As well as general Teenage Moodiness.

Those feelings have been a point of debate over the years, I've seen. A lot of the time, people tend to be asking why John seems to feel so negatively about Dad when he seems to be an alright guy. Usually the answer reached is either "John's just being petulant because he's 13" or "Dad Egbert is secretly super abusive", but like... Honestly, I think the intense gendering is exactly it. It's not necessarily that Dad's doing a terrible job at raising his son, it's that he doesn't recognize he's raising a daughter. And neither does she, but she still isn't happy about it, you know? That feeling of wrongness is still there. The hurt is felt, whether or not she knows why.

[arrimorr]

Homestuck animated show feels so tonally weird... I think Dave is the most bizzare case to me (Jade feels off too, but I can't formulate why yet). He is so extremely energetic to the point of it being obnoxious, while in canon his smiles were so rare I think I can list half of them. Yes, Dave is a pretty emotional guy, but I thought his personality was about those emotions being buried under layers of chill and unconcerned facade. He was ironic and a bit too much from the start but just compare his faces when talking to John in first acts and the pilot.

Same with the John vs dad fight. To me the whole charm of the first two strife segments was in obviously loving parents being in a typical clash with their teenager kids. Doting was litterally the only attack Dad did in the original scene. While in pilot, John gets kicked through a roof.

Which is once again plain weird from a narrative standpoint because in the comic we had four strife segments and only one of them went to an actual physical confrontation territory. This fight being Bro's and Dave's and this fight was important because it had Dave getting drop kicked from a litteral roof in contrast to John being fussy about his birthday present. Which is paid off later on in a litteral comic length arc about Dave coming to terms with the fact he was abused as a child.

But I guess kicking kids in the sky is just something we normally do now.

[ace-trainer-alice]

"Highly impressionable" is probably one of the more attractive things you can be. Up there with "porous sense of self" and "bad at covering your drink."