Keay To The Soul

Oh I’m *dead* serious

[claroquequiza]

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

[kotilae]

[crumplelush]

This is even funnier when you know that Lestat canonically goes on this rant in the books

[raspberryandechinacea]

@gothiccharmschool

[gothiccharmschool]

NAPKINS. Or at least a wetnap.

[thespiralstaircasewriter]

I KNEW he would comment, sooner or later… I KNEW it!!!!

[cocteautwinsgirl]

[cameoamalthea]

-what Anne Rice actually wrote about Lestat

[rovingsoul]

Anne you nastyyyy

[jonquilspool]

i don't think there's anyone out there who's more gothic haunted house narrative tragedypilled than domeric bolton. being an ok softhearted dude trapped in the dreadfort with your slimy turborapist dad i think won him that award. he was really doomed by the circumstances of his birth. roose saw him decent guymaxxing and was like 'well i guess my only known bastard son will kill him oh well.' what the fuck was up with domeric dude.

[solely-ashes]

The duality of Jonathan Sims artists

[knebellindemann]

[the-jane-prentiss]

"Would you still love me if I were a worm?"

ba. Be i WoUl. DnT loV. E yoU if Y. O u WeRen. T

[just-a-lidle-creacher]

i am sick. i have been sick for a long time. the mold that is on my bread is mold on my lungs, as i cough and choke and breathe it in deeper. i am dirty. i have been dirty longer than i remember, long before i was even tainted. no, the dirt is deeper, it is deep in my heart and my stomach, it infects me like an illness from the inside out. my stomach is empty, but i am full. i am full of love and full of mould. the parasite that lives in me grows every day, he is beautiful like the cough and the mold, beautiful like the mushrooms that grow in my joints. the mold has eroded my eyes, but the ants tell me where to go. my ears are full of pus, but the ladybugs guide me on. the caterpillars and wasps sing their song, at i am perfect. i am home. i have lived here longer than i can remember, if living is what you could call it. i may not be living, but i am full of life, the life they all deserve. the mold tells me he loves me. i love it back. the ants sing how they need me. my sickness screams for them never to leave. my face is red and hot, i’ve lost count of how high the fever is. the pillbugs take care of me in my illness, and my aches and pains are worth it when i hear what they’ve been working on. their song is honey and heaven, like nothing i’ve heard. it is the only thing i can hear anymore, the only thing i need to hear. i love them and they love me, and that is all i need to hear.

[silly-tma-headcanons]

jordan kennedy is batshit terrified of the other corruption avatars. as an avatar, he still gets freaked out thinking about john amherst and jane prentiss.

[vieramars]

Fully taken out back and shot in the face by the implication that John Amherst went to the DVLA to get a legit license plate for his shitty little red car. John Amherst bought a car. John Amherst has a driver's license. John Amherst took a driving test. I NEED to hear the statements from the various government employees who witnessed John Amherst going about the mundane activities required to buy Ivy Meadows and the ant house.

[masao-micchi]

Part 2 to this comic lmao

Maybe they should think of a new way to find victims

More tma doodles here

Bonus:

(peter thrives on lonely old people but occasionally visits after arguments w elias bhahhaa)

[future-crab]

The “mundane modern solutions to arcane supernatural problems” trope gets me every time. Like nothing will ever top the episode of the Magnus Archives where Adelard Dekker looked at a horseman-of-the-apocalypse-style world-ending bringer of pestilence and went, “Well, you can’t end the world if you’re encased in cement.”

[avatar-of-the-blank]

CORRUPTION AVATARS: I AM ROT, THROUGH YOUR MARROW I SHALL CHEW AND THROUGH YOUR FLESH I SHALL BLOOM. I AM EVERYWHERE AND I AM LOVE, THROUGH THE MITES ON YOUR LASHES AND THE FILTH ON YOUR SOLES, I AM LOVE, INESCAPABLE

CORRUPTION AVATARS:

[lelio-bites]

I am going to regret this aren't I

[asphodelles]

la petite mort

[crowleysplantmister]

I think Kayne "Jesus Christ" "Present and accounted for :3" Malevolent and Alice "Jesus Christ" "I go by Alice now, actually :)" Dyer would go great together

[tofindloveinpoison]

First thoughts on Malevolent:

I think there is a reason this appeal to queer people so much (or maybe more than one): Arthur’s story is queer, even if he is not, because he is a man living a female fear.

Let me explain: his body is host to a creature that needs him to be alive to effectively survive. But the way he deals with it is What is interesting: he does not want to get rid of John as if he were a parasite, he wants to be safety separated from him. He wants his autonomy back but also wants John to be safe and have his own autonomy.

This kind of experience is closer to an unexpected pregnancy than a demonic posession.

On top of that he mentions having dressed up in his mother’s clothing as a child, further tying him to femininity. And also the way Kayne speaks about him and John.

He might not be queer but he is dripping in queer themes.

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

Boohoo im so alone an a monstaaa