silly tma headcanons :3

tma headcanons, occasionally of the silly variety

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introduction post !? more likely than you think !!

i got very invested in this because i love yapping, so it's a tad bit long

for the purposes of this blog, you may call me archivist, or whatever variations take your fancy

im here to post my silly little magnus archives headcanons like my life depends on it!!! my drafts are FILLED with headcanons, but posts may be infrequent (though I'll try my best to keep it regular)

i also post silly shit!!! just random thoughts and anecdotes - that kind of thing :p

my pronouns are he/she

im all finished with tma and tmagp. headcanons relating to spoilers are encouraged just as much as any other <3

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however, please bear in mind that I'm a minor. i have no discomfort in interacting with adults, but please dont interact with me, a MINOR, if you're going to have minors dni on your blog

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do you have any goofy Helen and Michael hcs? (Not as a ship, as more of they have a team rocket dynamic)

i truly think that michael did not die, he just got put in distortion time out for giving away trade secrets

they get along quite well! helen tends to be more mature, but michael was always quite naïve

if miracle musical has no listeners they are dead

i just KNOW those bitches make the most beautiful origami

somewhere they have a flat and they spend little to no time in there but it's like one of those images where the longer you look at it, the more it confuses you and the less you recognise the things in the photo

they scare the landlord and any squatters that pop by :)

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I think Jon dying of lung cancer is much more plausible

so glad we can come together to predict what Jon could've died from. 10/10

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archivist it's 2025 has all the mold left your residence

honest to god forgot about my mold poisoning saga. what a time.

it's still here, but! most of it is gone ^_^ the remaining bit is where all my secrets go at the end of a long day

im also pretty sure theres some in the bathroom but that's not my bedroom so i dont care :3

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there's a universe where jonathan sims dies of alcohol poisoning.

understandable. if my bitch boss kept setting my coworkers up to die I'd drink enough to poison myself, too

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somewhere else, annabelle is free from the web and gets to be her own person and live out her dreams. this includes getting a gf cause she deserves it but also finally making that childrens show she wanted (with puppets of course). this starts out as her getting to be her dramatic self without the web influence but ends up with her finally confronting her mommy issues through the children who love her show

SHE GOT HER HAPPY ENDING I SWEAR, I SCREAM AS THEY DRAG ME TO THE MENTAL ASYLUM

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I hc that Michael (distortion) is what accidentally made the backrooms really popular Like some guy with a camera walks through one of his doors, is met with the backrooms, somehow escapes and releases the found footage A lot of people think is just a silly analog horror, so Michael purposefully targets those people, and giggles while watching them lose it in The Backrooms™,, he sometimes lets them out and theyre NEVER believed they actually saw The Backrooms™

LMAO????

thank you michael distortion for giving us the backrooms

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elias HATES travelling. he hates being in unfamiliar environments and can't stand hotels. his honeymoon with peter consisted of two weeks off work, dead silence and what was essentially parallel play.

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sasha and elias are the only prople working in the institute from s1 who arent lactose intolerant. the rest of them suffer

can imagine tim projecting his stomach pain into elias after having too much milk in his tea

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Martin is lactose intolerant & Jon has a nut allergy

Martin probably also has a lot of other food allergies. They're all super minor but he's TERRIFIED of all the foods anyways

Jon eats nuts anyways and is surprised when he feels like total shit after

two ends of the spectrum. martin has minor allergies and is very intense and serious about them. jon has major allergies but doesn't care and eats it anyway.

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after melanie took out her eyes, she got those prosthetic eyes that glow and goes out at night to scare people

local stoners hate her and are very scared of her

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Jon and Tim actually met once when they were younger back when tim was working at that publishing house

Jon was slightly offended because it turns out Tim didnt even remember him but Jon did, wich is partly why Jon sort of "flocked" to tim when he first joined research

thats actually so cute oh my gosh

i imagine tim pretends to remember but jon call tell he's forgotten :(

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learn to fly by foo fighters the mike crew song of all time

upvote upvote upvote upvote

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I hc basira listens to taylor swift but is kinda ashamed of it and hides it from the others, daisy (who has the internet understanding and tastes of your average 60yr old boomer) hears the others talking about taylor swift (when basira is not there) and, wanting to share something about her favourite person, tells them about how basira basically plays taylor swift nonstop at home (oh yeah I also hc they live in the same flat cus i say so)

basira never hears the end of this especially from tim, also daisy sleeps on the sofa the next day

(i mostly think it's funny for my stoic and logical and emotionally repressed basira to have the most teenage white girl music taste ever)

let basira have her white girl music. charli xcx. taylor swift. sabrina carpenter. need i go on.

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THANK YOU ALL FOR 300 FOLLOWERS <333 WE LOVE TO SEE IT

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the older avatars are comically bad at making new ones.

jonah is very vain and judges his potential avatars by appearance, peter is too awkward to fully drag someone under, simon gets bored too quickly, most people marked by the dark are children and rayner hates kids and therefore doesn't go near them, and amherst scared people on sight.

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Not a HC

What is your fear entity?

GIGGLING I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE ASK THAT TY FOR ASKING :333

i align myself with the vast and the dark ^_^

i love the idea of nihilism and insignificance that comes with the vast, and being high up is just FUN. im also a slut for religious symbols and blind devotion themes tbh

they're both very "up for interpretation" entities, and i think the sheer expanse of what they can be is a lovely full circle moment for the vast ^_^