Fight to Win

@kebibond

Kebi. 19. Fuck you.

154 posts

isabellacecaelia‌:

I can’t take much more of this.

I need to get out.

Yeah, good luck with that.

seb-maney‌:

I had my money on her. Like grandmother, like granddaughter.

…Actually Papa might’ve done it too if it was a bad enough call.

Good. Because that’s all I have at this point, really

I love my fans.

I expect more from you next time.

seb-maney‌:

I was waiting for the day she’d charge one of them with a bat.

Well that settles that. I’m making that your motto.

I think she was waiting for me to do that, actually.

I’ll take it.

seb-maney‌:

Your grandma was something else at those games.

What’s your excuse now, then?

She definitely made umpires lie.

I’m a grown ass woman. I don’t have to play nice.

seb-maney‌:

I don’t know! He came to your games and stuff sometimes–I assumed he was into it!

I think you beat up too many neighborhood kids to earn the label ‘perfect.’ Just saying.

Legally, he had to be there. And then my grandma would throttle him if he ever came across as the slightest bit unsupportive.

That wasn’t until middle school, when every child is a demon. I don’t think that counts.

seb-maney‌:

I always thought they fit together in a weird way. I assumed it was from baseball or something.

I bet you were an absolute menace,

HA! Allen being into any sport besides boxing is a JOKE.

I was a perfect child. So perfect, he had three more.

seb-maney‌:

Really? I always thought the big guy was the wildcard of the group.

They used to get drunk together before Al figured out his shit, that’s how he made most of his friends. Oliver and Allen... I have no idea how or why they became friends. I just know Al trusted him enough to babysit me sometimes.

#c;seb #i actually don't remember how they became friends

seb-maney‌:

Your dad and my dad are the weirdest friends. Well, except for the big grumpy guy who also hangs out with your dad.

Jord makes more sense than Ol. It’s something to do with weird high school bonding and trauma. I don’t ask.

seb-maney‌:

Your dad told me I did fine once during a soccer game when we were kids and I hung onto that.

Probably because Ollie was watching.

seb-maney‌:

On and off the field, I’m learning.

It’s a Bond thing, I think. We don’t know how to give compliments.

seb-maney‌:

just because there is low hanging fruit doesn’t mean you go for it. Where’s the sportmanship.

Oh I’m a pro at talking shit on the field.

seb-maney‌:

WOW. I don’t recall asking for you to come at me like this.

You set yourself up.

seb-maney‌:

A hipster that wants their potassium and vitamin C levels above their IQ.

So you all have to eat is like one berry?

seb-maney‌:

Kebi, I need a fruit every once in a while. Keeps my fiber high.

You sound like a hipster.

seb-maney‌:

Kebi, I haven’t seen a fruit in a week.

I’m a carnivore, so... Can’t relate.

seb-maney‌:

oh thank god you’re validating my need for this smoothie. I’ll give him whatever he wants.

You’re insane.

seb-maney‌:

Do you think five dollars is enough to tip a delivery guy if he deposits a smoothie outside my house? I’ve been craving a mango smoothie for six days and if I stick my nose out the door, Dad will murder me on sight.

Try ten. He’s risking his life for your stupid tastebuds.

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