Be a sweetheart but don't be a little bitch.

Keegs. Fuq da police. I want the song Bitch by Meredith Brooks to apply to me. are my beetches my chicken wings: crispy / cajun / nasty

[keeeeeeeegs]

brrrrrrrri?

[brrrrrrrri-blog]

I CAN ONLY BE ONE, KEEGAN, DECIDE

[keeeeeeeegs]

A WADY

[keeeeeeeegs]

brrrrrrrri?

[brrrrrrrri-blog]

??????/ what am i

[keeeeeeeegs]

A WOMANLADY, OF COURSE

[keeeeeeeegs]

brrrrrrrri?

[brrrrrrrri-blog]

I am not rude, I am fabulous.

canT A GIRL JUST HAVE fUN

[keeeeeeeegs]

GIRLS CAN BUT YOU'RE NOT A GIRL GASP

[keeeeeeeegs]

brrrrrrrri?

[brrrrrrrri-blog]

If that makes you happy, then no.

[keeeeeeeegs]

Gurl, why you gotta be so ruuude~ Don'tcha know I'm human too~

Hey hey, what's with your dance video? Are you trying to prove to someone you're human or something?

[keeeeeeeegs]

brrrrrrrri?

Is this your ode to me? Yayzles.

[keeeeeeeegs]

iamkeegan: It doesn't count as vandalism if I'm wiping crusty dust off a garbage bin. #addictedtopll #help

[g0g0az]

[gay4tylerposey-blog]

[aheartlessbastard-deactivated20]

[saintofdebauchery-blog]

Homie, I would keep you in my pocket all day and feed you crackers and make sure that you were all sorts of comfy. No selling, Kelly I’ve got your back.

[keeeeeeeegs]

You are the greatest biffle I have ever encountered. We are Destiny Child-ing so hard, I'm emotionals.

[saintofdebauchery-blog]

Girls. Girls and squirrels. Lil furry butt adorables.

[keeeeeeeegs]

Liv forreal, if I was turned into a squirrel for a day, would you take care of me? Because my roommates would sell me, I need to know someone's got my back.

[keeeeeeeegs]

#damn africa what happened

[brrrrrrrri-blog]

Bitch, I was always like this. You were just in the kitchen against your will for too long to notice. frECKLES ARE WEIRD I DONT KNOW IF I LIKE THEM

[keeeeeeeegs]

Girl pls okay, I was in that kitchen willingly and you know it. I like them they're like little constellations on your face. You should date a ginger astronomer.

[saintofdebauchery-blog]

That’s right babyboy. Shake it like ya ass gon fall off

I’d have no one else as my Kelly. Let’s go bootylicious on these bitches.

[keeeeeeeegs]

No one can stop us. WHO RUN DA WORLD?! GIRLS!!!!!

[keeeeeeeegs]

#damn africa what happened

[brrrrrrrri-blog]

I’m hilarious, I know.

[keeeeeeeegs]

New you is so exciting. Freckles and jokes from 14 years ago, I am so shock.

[saintofdebauchery-blog]

OLIVYONCE

Yes. Yes it very much is

[keeeeeeeegs]

Werq it move that thang crazay~

I am also the Kelly to your 'Yonce, no exceptions.

[jo-weston-blog]

Relax dude, I was shitting you. I’ll be fine with just coffee. Maybe some ham and cheese if you manage to find something too.

[keeeeeeeegs]

I should be so used to being messed with by now with the roommates I have. But I will get you that ham and cheese bizzles stat, bae.

[keeeeeeeegs]

#damn africa what happened

[brrrrrrrri-blog]

I named it Hugh Normous.

[keeeeeeeegs]

I can't believe you just said that, oh my god.