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I choked on a popsicle today...
It’s alright. I’ll just stay that weird little sixteen year old virgin for a little while longer.Â
Are you 16? Damn, you're young.Â
Our little secret?Â
Sounds like a plan to me.
Though not entirely a secret. That didn't go over so well before.
I’ve never met someone who wants to.
Ask around here? I'd be happy to deflower you if I didn't have a boyfriend, but I can help you find someone. Can't be too hard.
I want to have sex ya know, but like, no one wants to have sex with me so yeah. That’s my main problem.
Are you sure? I bet a few guys here would love to bone you.
Not a lot.Â
Just like a lil.Â
Well.
I love you a lil more.
And that’s why I kind of love you. Just a lil bit, anyways.Â
You love me?
It’s not that I’m not ready or anything, well, I don’t know actually. I guess I’m just scared or something..
That means you're not ready if you're scared. I remember when I was scared. After the first time it kind of becomes a lot less scary, though, and then it just becomes normal. 'Cause everyone does it. People, fish, bears, even flowers have some weird form of sex.
It’s cool, I was just fucking people during our little break.Â
I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that whether it was a joke or not so I can let it slide either way, y'know.
Fourteen?!! That’s waaayyy too young. I’m still a virgin.Â
No it's not! You're ready when you're ready, and I was ready. Nothing wrong with being a virgin, but there's nothing wrong with liking the dick either.
I don’t know. You don’t do relationships, remember? You could be all kinds of weird about it.Â
That's true. Well played, though. Thanks for not blowing up at me or getting all clingy or anything. This is why you're the exception to that rule.
It just is.
No it's not. It's just sex. Everyone has it, it's a human thing. I've been having it since I was like fourteen, it's really not that gross! It's just normal.
Oh I thought you were being an asshole and trying to break up with me through distance.Â
Does that really sound like me? If I was trying to break up with you I'd just give you a box of candy hearts that all say 'C U L8R' on them.
You don’t think you make an attractive man?Â
...I am an attractive man!
So you… Have one then? I have to say you make a very attractive man
No, no! Don't worry, I don't, but Lana Del Rey does! Thank you, though!
That’s gross.
How is sex gross?