An angel will die, covered in white

Keriane. 17. Kentucky "You're like the ocean. Pretty enough on the surface, but dive down deep into your depths, you'll find a beauty most people never see. Lucky me, i fell in, headfirst." Some 1D and other things :) Come talk to me lovelies :D

[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[meadowkitten]

soft boy moans make me want to roll into the ocean

[lameborghini-deactivated2013051]

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

[tokilladm]

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

[cloudcuckoolander527]

You are the future. 

[keepcalmandgingron]

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

[merrinator]

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is 2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

[khal-blaine]

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

[catsandcorvids]

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

[the-daleks-wear-prada]

5.Harry Potter is over.

[peter-without-pan-ts]

6. That was not ok

[mediaplay-deactivated20130204]

*moans but not in a sexy way*

[roootsinmydreamland]

DREAM DATE: take me to barnes and noble, give me $500, leave.

[moseby]

i helped out at a primary school today and there was a little girl called ice and when she told me that was her name i said “aw thats cool!!” without realising so even subconsciously i am the funniest person in the world

[ohshititsgreg-deactivated201312]

I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection

[mattressblowoutsale]

wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”

[kahaleesi-deactivated20160102]

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

[illea]

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

[strongbowdarkfruit]

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

[ponyta]

once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”

[michaxl]

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

[fourteen-blog]

only ugly people are able to read this

[h0odrich]

i thought you couldnt make blank posts on tumblr what is this