I'm the Birdchelor

I think dogs should vote.

[keepcalmandpoedameron]

Kylo Ren: Hearing that Leia lost her husband really struck a nerve with me.

Kylo Ren: Especially since I'm the one that killed him.

[i-am-grell]

Since it is December I will reiterate the hill I am willing to die on: elf practice was the best meme and it needs to return every holiday season

[kellykline]

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

[dniudsnf]

ways to look more angelic:

carry flowers everywhere

pink or gold eye shadow 

wear long ankle dresses

soft humming

have a pink glowy blush

[ishtarelisheba]

wield a flaming sword

[we-aim-to-misbehave]

Be covered in eyes

[garaviel]

three pairs of wings

[wellpardonme]

Wheel

[tinyflower-bouquet-deactivated2]

announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[bingbongdingdongus]

I don’t ever reblog these But holy fuck come thru tonight lucky clover cat you’re all I got

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

[blog-of-what-comes-to-mind]

Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[possiblityforjoy-deactivated202]

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

[tatianakawkaw]

Ghost pumpkin

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

you are going to secure a major win soon. from that moment on, your life will change completely. keep your vision alive. keep moving. what’s to come will be better than anything you’ve ever known

[magicandtea]

Emoji spell for money to make its way into your pockets 😉😉

💲💚🕯💵💰💵🕯💚💲

likes charge, reblogs cast✨

[smokiana]

Share for good luck 🍀

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

[fantasticwolfpenguin]

I had to meme this

[wild-cabins]

Chris Daniele ↟

[amarelaaa]

[thekristen999]

We got more pumpkins at my co-op! These are fairy tale pumpkins and they’re huge! I can barely wrap my arms around some of them.

[witcheshaven]

A Witch’s Room

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

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