keepcalmandsherlockon

A description. Okay, I can do that. I'm Bella, 20 from Sweden. My favourite things in the world are Sherlock, Harry Potter, Cabin Pressure and British comedy. I'm sure I've forgotten something, but that's it for now. Oh, and I should probably say that this blog is sometimes nsfw.

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[pretendimhot]

what if you could hear boners

[peachvenom-deactivated20180104]

like a text notification

[chuuyaphobic]

[mu5icliz]

If i did not watch this show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

[moriartyisaprincess]

if you did watch the show, it would look like sexual tension between three men

[ughbenedict]

Why do you call him Ben C? How can you shorten his magnificent name like that xD

because look there’s a difference

this is benedict cumberbatch

and this is ben c

[tomhiddleston-gifs]

Well, I am thinking of one particular way we could make noises together

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

[sakibatch-deactivated20180708]

[sakibatch-deactivated20180708]

[sakibatch-deactivated20180708]

[gingerphobic-deactivated2018022]

why

[holligenet]

why not

[booblompo]

So, what did Sherlock do to John in the cell to make him walk like that? I bet it was kinky.

[shinka]

so let me get this straight

john went from this

to this

in less than 12 hours after sherlock came back

sherlock’s dick game is so strong and he doesn’t even know it

[rorpie-deactivated20141103]

when ur readin fanfic and u read something thats not ur headcanon and ur just like “yea we’re ignorin that”

[httpsno]

I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:

little league quidditch

[onlyslightly]

#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime

[byeeeeeeejfnfkekflekr-deactivat]

how do boys look good without makeup

[comealongmisspond]

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

[gutterbaby666]

shots fired

[onefitmodel]

HOLY SHIT

[solace-y]

aaay macarena 

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

[keepcalmandsherlockon-blog]

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.

me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*

me:

me: wait i'm 20 years old

[keepcalmandsherlockon-blog]

How to defuse a bomb...

American TV shows: Red wire or blue wire?

British TV shows: There's an off switch!

[gingahhh]

cunnilingus and fellatio just sound like harry potter spells

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[gayeddies]

i am so sorry