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TJ. I love music and dogs.

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[may-13th]

[marsapartment]

I’m losing my shit avhsqafgshssb

[sinkies]

don’t fucking look at me

[seatrench]

(source)

[ink-bird]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

when u rompin around with ya pot

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot 

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release 

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[niyarest]

rb to change your fate

[biwlw]

when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

[monzterzack]

Freud is a lil bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have nothing to do with bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris

[clintbartons]

i get offended when freud says i’m a dumbass because i’m bi, because i feel like he’s overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons i’m a dumbass.

[tiddlysqueeps-deactivated202001]

my body deciding what’s gonna hurt for no reason the minute i lay in bed

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

[nevver]

Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls

[sholace]

What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit

[stoleyourcarbon]

[in-love-with-my-bed]

im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

the funny thing is that that actually is Montana

[prokopetz]

My major takeaway from this is that we’ve been using the wrong name in our memes all this time: if she’s a middle-aged soccer mom, statistically her name is Jennifer.

[lolfactory]

[caden]

Ops mom is morpheus

[memewhore]

[picktheonesthatlast]

are we ignoring both of the penises, or…..?

[labias]

[plutosychic]

emoji spell to have luck in love

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