Jesus Christ came to me in a dream and he said, "Lookit, Pancake Tuesday. It's cancelled. I just…I just can't be arsed". And I said, "Yeah, sure", cos they're pancakes, and I am not massively into pancakes. Like, I'll eat one, but I am not going to join a queue for a pancake or a crepe. And then Jesus said, "Sure you all be eating those pancakes all the time anyway". And he looked at me rather sternly. And then I said, cos it was suddenly a bit awkward, "I'll let everyone know!". And then I woke up. So consider yourselves told.










