I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today

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[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Me

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

[proudtoehaver]

“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

[fuocogo]

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

[cat-cosplay]

Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of things to knock off shelves.

[furbearingbrick]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[clementiens]

this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

[nest-deactivated20181209]

a starbucks barista on tinder just tried to explain to me what black coffee is.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

his profile was something like “if you don’t like starbucks i probably hate you” and i messaged him like “i like their fancy drinks but their black coffee is gross. thoughts?” and he said “uh black coffee is coffee with no add-ons like cream or sugar.” and i was like “……yep!” and he said “son there are so many types of coffee, you don’t even know.” i feel like im talking to a robot posing as a human barista

[athetos]

My stepfather combined “that’s a tough nut to crack” and “that’s a hard pill to swallow” and ended up saying “that’s a tough nut to swallow” and I haven’t functioned properly since i heard him say it

[milkinawineglass]

everyone is like “Mr Brightside is bisexual!!” but like

is the ex from “Somebody Told Me” a trans man??

[milkinawineglass]

a trans man who did a really good transition over one year or so??

[milkinawineglass]

YOURE ALL TAKING ME FOR GRANTED

[tr4ggot]

i noticed this a while ago and tbh it’s the only theory i’ve accepted about that song

[milkinawineglass]

cambomambo on genius lyrics got the same idea. i think we can all agree. Somebody Told Me is for the Trans.

[queerdivinationenergy-deactivat]

All the Killers music is queer/lgbtqia+ now, those are the rules. 2 or more songs about anyone who isn’t cishet? They are ours now.

[mojav]

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[murdernachos]

[bogleech]

Frogs are hilarious I mean they’re mostly just a mouth but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food

[keri-russell]

corporations at 12:00:00am on july 1st

[muji-milk]

jonathan from queer eye turning up in skirts and jumpsuits and off the shoulder tops and french braids in front of crusty old straight american men…braver than any us marine

[ghostbustinggays]

*french tucks pajama shirt into sweatpants* for tan france

[stability]

[deathpov]

not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing