[weloveshortvideos]

[dinuguan]

[yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtr-blo]

Sorry I missed the part in the YouTube terms and conditions where it says that once you hit 100,000 subscribers there’s a 50% chance you’ll become a rapist

[brinepools]

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird -emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream” -no work ethic -lies around looking dead when overwhelmed -will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices -sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

[methhomework]

[stankypurple]

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

why is bob short for robert

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

you ask him nicely

[aimozz]

you ask him nicely

[tinyemobitch]

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

[stormfire710]

Dick Hunter

[violentbisexuality]

[louserz]

IT’S FUCKING BACK

[nikynaa]

[thomrainierskies]

[sgtsweetcheeks]

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

[distressed-egg]

snap, crackle, spock

[space-merman]

STOP I CANT BREATH

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[arcanistra]

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

[lyeekha]

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses because that’s amazing

[fulfiller]

i’m 80% sure this is the only reason why people actually know what angler fish are

[brbjellyfishing]

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

[buckobarns-deactivated20160718]

I was trying to remember why this picture of this cat looked so familiar

then I realised

[formerlyunknownas]

John Catson

[modelhowell-deactivated20140807]

part swag

[ruinedchildhood]

[keishahasnolife]

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

[trendingly]

11 Animals Being Jerks

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[ydrill]

[vikinggoth-deactivated20180131]

One of these things is not like the others…