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The Venga Bus is coming, and everybody's jumping

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Most Fuckable Bond

Pick the Most Fuckable Bond

Connery

Lazenby

Moore

Dalton

Brosnan

Craig

Voting ended onFeb 28, 2023

I want to know what the general consensus is regarding the fuckability of all the Bonds. For this exercise, I'm imagining that you would envision each actor at their prime in the role. Basically, you should consider each one at their most fuckable, to see where you would rank them. And to be clear, this isn't meant to be reflective of anything about the Bonds other than fuckability. So, not the quality of the movies, or their performances, etc. Well, I suppose their performances will factor insofar as it affects the amount in which you want to fuck them.

For me it ranks:

Brosnan, Craig, Moore, Connery, Lazenby, Dalton (sorry Tim)

I'd be curious to know how you rank yours, or any other insight you night have to add to this topic.

[keithjeffreys]

Why do women always want a 6 foot guy, but even a FOOT FETISHIST man would only require that a woman have 2 feet?

#meme

#twitterrepost

#feet

#inches

#jokeoftheday

#joke

#funnyjoke

#women

#amirite

#footfetish

#screenshot

#yuks

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Keep the TIN in Valentine’s

While you're all celebrating today, don't forget the Reason for the Season. It was on this day, February 14, back in the fifth century, that St. Valentine brought all the snakes into Ireland. He did this because he loved boop noodles so very much, and could not get enough of kissing the slithering long bois. But, he loved them too much, and pretty soon there were way too many snakes in Ireland. After about a month, they eventually got some other guy to get rid of them all. But the locals still prized St. Valentine for how much love he had in his heart. They chose to honor him by spending every February 14 with the ones they love the most.

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, EVERYONE

[agave]

hey do me a favor and reblog this but don't vote on it

ok i will not vote

hehehe i'm going to be a little scamp and vote anyway!

woo hoo hehe

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

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Me good no do vote

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Pee pee and poo poo?

pee pee no poo poo

pee pee and poo poo

poo poo no pee pee

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2023

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Rainn is falling down on the sidewalk

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How old were you when you realized the duck asked for grapes at the lemonade stand because he prefers pink lemonade?

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Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out of Me

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I was a round, no-body nose

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: The Gathering of the Juggalos

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[transarsonist]

Reblog this post to bonk your mutuals with an over-sized hammer that goes *squeaka* and flatten them into a cartoonish pancake version of themself

[spacewillowz]

was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment

[keithjeffreys]

And that was supposed to desexualize the moment?

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girls who wake up early and open tumblr the first thing in the morning are the backbone of the society