certified seeker who is a lover

yabba dabba fuck

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[destructsequence]

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

[nude-tayne]

[pjackk]

Wtf is the point of the tutty fruitty flavor when it just tastes like bubble gum wich btw there is already a fucking bibble gum flavored jellie bellie for your information i think the giys making these must be kind of fuckinf stupid from time to time

[karatekamania]

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[lillypop123]

cough cough spoilers

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[pissvortex]

I took her to my mouse hole then I squeaked it

[miquellah]

consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system

[miquellah]

this was all after having a twinkie ice latte for brunch btw too. there is defiinitely a jungle juice situation going on in my stomacht

[miquellah]

[ferigrievance]

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

[totally-a-wizard]

Christians with the Eucharist.

[ferigrievance]

this is the funniest fucking reply ive gotten on this post everyone go home

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY