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kel | i can't eat bread

[keldeer]

Got myself a new icon

Here's the link if yall wanna play with it too

makowka character maker II

- for NON-COMMERCIAL USE only! you can't use it for advertising, album covers, book illustrations, business accounts etc - you can use it a

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[frowny-clowny]

The dinosaur’s name is Jerry

[littleguysdaily]

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[shreekofjoy]

"I write these words in paper, for anything not set in paper cannot be trusted."

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[only-cat-memes]

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[phantomrose96]

I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.

And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.

BUT ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[fatherkrasmazov]

[auroras-void]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Ok Harry du Bois would say this but I feel like Tomodachi Life is cheating

[shit-hdb-would-say]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]