Claire Keane
@theartofmadeline
DEAR READER
RMH
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@puppilya
sahlo--folina -> puppilya
bobby! (lv. 18). multifandom, avid tag rambler. my ao3
laughing about the idea of yuna and david trying to make bb shane a little bit more well-rounded and not SO laser focused on hockey by getting him into violin lessons or art something only to find out that he's allergic to rosin and oil paints
and bb shane who didn't want to do this in the first place but didn't know how to say no is just "oh no :) so sad :) guess i have to just do hockey again :)"
The crucial thing though is that Shane (canonically) DOES NOT KNOW how much OR how little his emotions show on his face.
Like, he thinks the ":)"s in this response are just in his head, and that he's not literally in the hospital beaming at his parents as he says "I guess I can't play violin anymore."
... They get the memo.
baby shane while wearing an oxygen mask in a hospital bed and covered in hives as he is SO sad about how he can't do music class anymore
okay but with the way people without an understanding of allergies act, especially with kids, I'm just imagining bb shane then trying to tell the teacher before art class in school when they're doing a painting unit that he's allergic and the teacher just going, "don't tell stories, honey. no one's allergic to art class." *pat pat on the head*
cue bb having to go to the nurse's office when he gets hives on day 3 when they're trying out oil paint, getting asked why he didn't say he couldn't do it, and just
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
ilya would love to say stop kink shaming me when he does something like eat four kraft singles at once
if you had to choose just one scene to get bloopers from which would it be and why
DELTARUNE TOMORROW ON JUNE 24TH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
ilya voice i'm cumming from the frottage
shane hollander voice yeah. cool
I think it would be really funny if instead of thinking their son is some sexless shy virgin, the Hollanders think their son exclusively hooks up with puck bunnies and the reason he never brought someone home is because he's kinda a fuckboy slut. Like both Yuna and David are familiar with hockey culture and they're just glad that Shane isn't making headlines with his hook ups, or getting some girl pregnant, or even worse getting married and then cheating on his wife. He keeps his sex life private and so they don't have to talk about it. This assumption is all but confirmed for them when they start suspecting he is gay because of how straight people always assume gay men are promiscuous. Yuna is even prouder cause he's keeping his wild gay sex life so down low there's not even rumors. Her perfect media darling boy!
WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME
THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE
I had to xD
These miis getting diagnosed today
there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome
clap. clap for fat gay women
wait omg
op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again
one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
