productivity's worst enemy

🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🍉 pup/he ☆ rogue of breath ☆ this [blog] can fit so much [multifandom shitposting]

[puppilya]

sahlo--folina -> puppilya

bobby! (lv. 18). multifandom, avid tag rambler. my ao3

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[cassidy-peterson]

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

[turing-tested]

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane in shallergies verse at an event having a reaction but not wanting to make a scene, so he uses his epipen, dabs his sweaty face as best he can with napkins, and then manages to go back and find ilya in the crowd and is just "heeeyyyyy" *literally holding onto ilya's arm bruisingly tight to stay upright* "hospital :)"

[eldritchazure]

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[boitterfly]

[smokingrozanov]

Sorry imagining Ilya being able think about Shane’s eras based on what he smelled like. The first hookup he smells like generic soap & Old Spice deodorant. Hookup era he smells like the luxury cologne Ilya knows he got for free from a brand deal. Post Rose Landry he smells like some ridiculous $500 bottle of unisex cologne that his stylist put him on. At the cottage Shane smells like nothing but sweat & sunshine & the body wash they’re both using every day. Once they’re officially together Shane smells like his boring organic shampoos & fancy citrus deodorant

[smokingrozanov]

@mybloodstream-caffeine I’M DIZZY

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of yuna and david trying to make bb shane a little bit more well-rounded and not SO laser focused on hockey by getting him into violin lessons or art something only to find out that he's allergic to rosin and oil paints

and bb shane who didn't want to do this in the first place but didn't know how to say no is just "oh no :) so sad :) guess i have to just do hockey again :)"

[belleandkurtbastian]

The crucial thing though is that Shane (canonically) DOES NOT KNOW how much OR how little his emotions show on his face.

Like, he thinks the ":)"s in this response are just in his head, and that he's not literally in the hospital beaming at his parents as he says "I guess I can't play violin anymore."

... They get the memo.

[penandinkprincess]

baby shane while wearing an oxygen mask in a hospital bed and covered in hives as he is SO sad about how he can't do music class anymore

[penandinkprincess]

okay but with the way people without an understanding of allergies act, especially with kids, I'm just imagining bb shane then trying to tell the teacher before art class in school when they're doing a painting unit that he's allergic and the teacher just going, "don't tell stories, honey. no one's allergic to art class." *pat pat on the head*

cue bb having to go to the nurse's office when he gets hives on day 3 when they're trying out oil paint, getting asked why he didn't say he couldn't do it, and just

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

ilya would love to say stop kink shaming me when he does something like eat four kraft singles at once

[repetitionandvariation]

[d3mqn]

[sun-undone]

if you had to choose just one scene to get bloopers from which would it be and why

[smallpwbbles]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW ON JUNE 24TH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[bottomeyes]

ilya voice i'm cumming from the frottage

[bottomeyes]

shane hollander voice yeah. cool

[scunthotter]

I think it would be really funny if instead of thinking their son is some sexless shy virgin, the Hollanders think their son exclusively hooks up with puck bunnies and the reason he never brought someone home is because he's kinda a fuckboy slut. Like both Yuna and David are familiar with hockey culture and they're just glad that Shane isn't making headlines with his hook ups, or getting some girl pregnant, or even worse getting married and then cheating on his wife. He keeps his sex life private and so they don't have to talk about it. This assumption is all but confirmed for them when they start suspecting he is gay because of how straight people always assume gay men are promiscuous. Yuna is even prouder cause he's keeping his wild gay sex life so down low there's not even rumors. Her perfect media darling boy!

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[notes-and-violets]

I had to xD

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today