productivity's worst enemy

🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🍉 pup/he ☆ rogue of breath ☆ this [blog] can fit so much [multifandom shitposting]

[puppilya]

sahlo--folina -> puppilya

bobby! (lv. 18). multifandom, avid tag rambler. my ao3

[bipolar4autistic]

The Ilya age regression fic where he has a Build a Bear that’s dressed like Shane……. That’s it that’s the post.

[bipolar4autistic]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78020466?view_adult=true

EVERYONE GO HERE 👆

[bipolar4autistic]

I don’t think I want to be a good dog anymore…

unknown / Wikipedia / Heated Rivalry / Arcade Fire / Brennig Davies / Olesya Turkina

Ilya x Laika pt 1 — pt 2

[bebx]

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

[waxworm-moved]

[gaygoatshane]

[mymansmoon]

imagining shane hanging out with his parents and while he's away from his phone doing something with his dad a call comes in. yuna sees this and goes, "shane, someone's calling you!"

and shane says, "who is it?"

"lily!"

"oh." shane immediately sets aside what he's doing and walks over, saying to his mom, "that's ilya."

yuna looks at him in confusion as he picks up his phone. "why is ilya saved as 'lily' in your phone?"

and shane looks at her, away, shrugs as if it's obvious and simply says, "I can't have ilya rozanov saved on my phone, mom" before answering the call with a, "hey, baby" and walking away.

leaving yuna (and david) standing shocked and, once again, shaken at how little they knew about their son and the layers of concealment he's had to operate under for years just to love who he loves.

[celestialblueboy]

Fuck this noise about ‘Team Mom’ Shane. That man is an airport dad. His hobbies include reading biographies and investing in real estate. His car is reliable in the snow. He built his own cottage and is really excited to tell you about the well. He grills. His idea of fun is staring at a fire. He will lecture you about smoking. He hired a stylist because he doesn’t care about clothes. He must know the itinerary ahead of time. He folds his clothes before sex. The white socks stay ON so his bare feet don’t touch the hotel floor.

Look me in my eyes and tell me he wasn’t waiting for Ilya in that airport parking lot at least 3 hours before his expected arrival time. Airport Dad Shane is my truth.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

"shane wouldn't use lotion because he's a jock and also that would seem Too Gay" WRONG. myshane cannot tolerate the feeling of having dry skin. the mere thought of his dry skin brushing up against the fabric of his pants has him wanting to just rip his skin off entirely, actually

[mina-logan]

Pick your Ilya 💛 ♥️

[queer-as-city-folk]

I mean, iconic?

[perlukafarinn]

a video just popped up in my feed of a 6yo girl getting interviewed after playing a hockey game. she's asked who's there with her and she counts off all her family members and then she's asked if she wants to say anything to them and she goes "...hello."

"do you want to say anything else to them?"

"..........no."

anyway, that's baby shane to me.

[tessville]

the floofy curls

the snuggly towel

all the heart eyes

[timbitshockey]

everyone get more nicer…. NOW

[timbitshockey]

i cant stand snarky vague posts or being a hater or rolling your eyes when people have fun or being mean in people’s inboxes or leaving nasty tags on posts or constant misery posting or trying to frantically claim moral superiority via the inherent purity of your blorbos vs other peoples blorbos or turning real life issues into trash talk or making meme posts out of real trauma or picking fights because you’re bored and unhappy or doomerism or acting like you’re smarter than everyone else or having your first instinct whenever anything happens be to make the most negative comment you possibly can. be NICE be NICERRRR have FUNNNNN

[tripp-pants-sora]

time to break this out again

[penandinkprincess]

as a kid with allergies beset by The Itchy often, i spent many an evening soaking in this stuff

and i'm laughing imagining it being an ongoing joke in the shallergies household that ilya is a supportive partner in the most annoying way by asking shane if he wants to be oatmeal tonight

"your back still looks bad, solnyshko. you want to be oatmeal?"

"shut the fuck up. and yes. and shut the fuck up. 🖕"

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming