productivity's worst enemy

🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🍉 pup/he ☆ rogue of breath ☆ this [blog] can fit so much [multifandom shitposting]

[puppilya]

sahlo--folina -> puppilya

bobby! (lv. 18). multifandom, avid tag rambler. my ao3

[kaylmao]

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[bluegrasshole]

we all live such different lives

[penandinkprincess]

the Potential of tuna meltdown in shallergies verse given that one potential symptom of anaphylaxis is a sense of impending doom

so they eat, have handsy time on the couch, smooch smooch, first names, and oh. OH. gotta. gotta go. oh god. bad bad. death is coming. bad. bad bad.

and shane doesn't even realize at first what's happening because he thinks it's just the first names getting to him (and it is. partially.), but he's like. halfway back upstairs when what's ACTUALLY happening hits him.

and now we've got the combo of, "oh, i just came on this person, attempted to book it, but uuuuuuh hey ilya. i need. a favor. like...NOW."

[okaynotgoodprobablybad]

[penandinkprincess]

the idea of ilya, still half-dressed and with cum on his stomach, standing there like 🧍 because he is understandably confused about why shane is in his room throwing shit around like an angry ex only to get snapped at to lock in is SO goddamn funny oh my GOD

[puppilya]

my knneess ..,, ow

[bipolar4autistic]

Your own. Personal. Shane Hollander.

[bipolar4autistic]

REACH OUT AND TOUCH SCREEN!

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]

[confessionsdiaz]

i am well aware of the absolutely fucked up things eating disorders do to people’s brains, and i am sympathetic, but I still think acknowledging publicly that these celebrities are promoting looking emaciated on death’s door is important. Can you imagine being 13 and seeing this shit? Every celebrity event looks like a thinspo board, it’s awful.

[confessionsdiaz]

People talk about women's bodies far too much; this is true. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't be addressing the elephant in the room of insane weight loss and eds. it isnt fucking normal or healthy

[lyril]

the best part of using secret pronouns for a character is when other people go what the hell sure and start using them too

[bipolar4autistic]

I’ve seen aus where Ilya accidentally got Svetlana pregnant during the hookup era and then they have to blah blah whatever and I’m stopping right there to say I hate these aus very badly becus 1.) there’s no way Svetlana would get herself in that situation. with Ilya? LMFAO. Be so fr. And 2.) if it did happen she would literally just get an Abortion.

Wait hold on there’s now a beautiful version of their friendship in my mind where Svetlana and Ilya are on Snapchat posting pics of the ultrasound they make you do before the abortion and saying shit like “idk… we’re just not feeling her 😒”

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[closet-keys]

Israel systematically targets the health of pregnant mothers and infants in Gaza. This is a reality every parent in Gaza knows. It has also been confirmed repeatedly by others. Pediatric healthcare professionals in Gaza have been bravely speaking out about how Israel is currently using restrictions of formula into Gaza to torture and kill Palestinian babies.

[closet-keys]

My friend Nader recently became an uncle to his newborn baby niece, Masa. Due to the traumatic stress and malnutrition experienced under genocidal conditions, many mothers cannot produce breast-milk. Masa, like tens of thousands of other babies in Gaza, relies on formula to survive. Today, Nader told me that this little girl is in the hospital now due to a severe chest infection. She is only 8 days old. Please help her.

[abdalsalam-2000]

I woke up today to the tears of my brother's wife, the mother of little Masa, who is suffering from a severe chest infection and is currently in the hospital under medical care. We implore you, friends, to help us get out of this situation and donate to buy milk and other necessary baby supplies for this child so we can leave Gaza. Please don't hesitate to donate.

[closet-keys]

Nader's fundraising is vetted (gazavetters #4) and supports his large family of nine people, including small children of which little Masa is the youngest. Israel's systematic targeting of children means that the price of formula, diapers, medicine, and other basic supplies are extremely expensive. Please help him raise the funds needed to help innocent Masa survive genocidal conditions.

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

[f180n]

freaks