productivity's worst enemy

🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🍉 pup/he ☆ rogue of breath ☆ this [blog] can fit so much [multifandom shitposting]

[puppilya]

sahlo--folina -> puppilya

nico! (lv. 18). multifandom, avid tag rambler. my ao3 is oatmeltyou

[emmiegoesinsane]

shane when he joins the ottawa centaurs:

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[sovietnam]

[bobbole]

Kibori Nicola, Big Plump Pigeon

[24x81]

as much as I hate to admit, I know the in universe Hayden Pike fans would be going off so exceptionally hard with tumblr web weaves and edits. nothing promotes such fervid devotion as a mid 3rd liner d-man. the most devastating pieces of literature over top of 2017 conference final loss still shots and it makes you so genuinely upset cause not only has god abandoned the metros but hayden pike specifically

[gremlinnddraws]

He got off lucky (this time)

[smokingrozanov]

They don’t even know about bisexual mouse Hayden’s age gap relationship with the frog that lives in Shane’s mouth

[sunnydejavuu]

one day during hookup era ilya calls shane sometime in the evening and shane is really confused because why?? we aren't?? meeting up?? why the fuck???? is he calling me??? and he answers confused and ilya is just like yeah i was bored i thought i'd see how much more bored i could get (being an asshole obviously, he's been looking for any excuse to try and casually talk to shane for non sex reasons for months).

shane is like ha ha very funny i have hockey books to read byee and ilya scrambles and he's like no no listen i want to get your opinion on something marly showed me.

and that's how shane is introduced to the wonderful world of 2010's buzzfeed quizzes.

they spend all night doing them. anything and everything they find interesting. they've propped up their phones on whatever vertical surface close to them and doing the quizzes on their laptops so they can look at each other while they talk (and giggle but no one tell them that they're doing it) and do the quizzes at the same time. they do personality quizzes, they do movie quizzes, they do sports quizzes, they do general knowledge quizzes. it's so fun in the way that these quiz websites sometimes are and they're learning about each other in the process and they both are way happier than they want to admit about having a conversation that is just normal and doesn't center sex or their next hookup or their next matches. they're just normal people for a few hours.

ilya especially is, first of all buzzing that his plan to talk to shane worked, and also learning more about shane than he thought he would. when shane is deciding his answers his face is a total open book and he can read it perfectly. he's also narrating his choices to ilya so he can make sense of his own thought process out loud and ilya is just happy to be here and listening because everything makes so much sense with what he already knows about shane and he's so so so happy that his initial reads of shane were correct.

[perlukafarinn]

I think there's a part of Shane that genuinely believes that when he finishes his last game, they will take him out back and shoot him like a sick dog.

[burntblueberrywaffles]

"It’s pretty late so I can’t read this entire 60k fic, I’ll just check out the first chapter 🥰" <- dumb bitch who has never once learned from her mistakes

[i-am-the-oyster]

[alicentsgf]

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

[alicentsgf]

[ottawa--centaurs]

You may have seen me post about planning this, but here's the official announcement!

Starting from Saturday, November 28th I'll be hosting a read-along for the books in the game changers series that have not yet been adapted in the show – as a way to remember which things are canon before season two airs, and because it's fun to talk about books as you're reading them!

No sign-ups or anything required, just join whenever you feel like it! Each Friday we'll discuss the ~100 pages we've read over the week, taking a break between each book. More info can be found in the third image of this post.

If you have an idea that would make this experience even better, please let me know! It's still quite some time until the start of this so I'm very open to brainstorming.

[pillowspace]

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

[pillowspace]

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

[circlusion]

The world has irrevocably changed 😃

[rollercoasterwords]

you will hear zero complaints from me about increasingly explicit gay pornography being incorporated into “mainstream” tv shows but what i will call for is a corresponding increase in explicit lesbian sex. i want dykes crawling around on their hands and knees begging to eat pussy on every tv screen in america. worldwide, even