Never Stop Pretending

Jonah - 23 - North Carolina

[tastefullyoffensive]

Ay caramba. (via Duck_Sparrow)

[swan2swan]

I just realized that Han never knew that Luke got his hand chopped off while he was in carbonite and I don’t know which path I want to follow with this information:

1. Han seeing Luke’s injured hand after the sail barge battle and thinking that Luke has been a robot the whole time

2. Luke shaking his hand with a super-firm grip and Han just thinking “Wow this kid has gotten…absurdly strong.”

3. Luke just pulls off his hand one day and throws it at Han.

4. Luke picks up a spacechicken carcass and crushes it with his bare hand and Han is intimidated

5. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and then Luke says “well, actually…” and pulls off his hand and Han falls over the back of his chair

6. Han says “It’s good to see you’re all right” and everyone gasps and Leia says “Too soon!” and Han is confused and they all just rag on him

7. Han needs a battery and Luke just opens up his hand and pulls out a battery and gives it to him and Han just stares

8. Luke reappears after a mission with all the synthflesh off and Han says “I thought it was easy but you LOST YOUR HAND?” and Luke just says “Oh, no, I lost this before Endor” and Han is hurt and betrayed.

9. Luke keeps making hand puns and limb puns and raising his right hand to high-five Han and Han just never gets it

10. Luke excitedly tells Han as they’re waiting to be taken to the Sarlacc because it’s been a whole year that he’s wanted to tell the guy. 

[bvckybarnessss]

11. Han asks Luke for a hand with something and Luke literally takes his hand off and gives it to Han

[swan2swan]

Okay this one wins this is how it happened

[kelemeister]

[kelemeister]

I will never understand how I turned this from a book on my coffee table to a post with over 1,000 notes. I'll just enjoy my extremely minor tumblr fame.

[libramood-deactivated20170419]

me @ anxiety, anxiety @ depression, depression @ me 

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[miridai]

[astrangerreplay-deactivated2019]

[mydarkenedeyes]

Felix Dolah | Tumblr

[schwifty-memes]

[odditymall]

[broken-dom36]

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

“Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide gorilla? Is that what you’re telling me?”  Young Frankenstein (1974) dir. Mel Brooks

[mumfordandsluts]

hell yeah. hey @sixpenceee, ya dig?

[sixpenceee]

i dig

[2waymirrors]

Really I love this tattoo

[ohaitheretonisulfur]

[temosch]

Aja verga😂

[feernandaamoreeno]

Omg this is so adorableeeee

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mydarkenedeyes]

October, crimson leaves fall gently amidst a row of maple trees, each one spreading its wistful hues along the ground, devising a landscape of tenderness that’s coalesced somewhere between a maudlin yearning and fond memories of love. The crisp air and subtle glimpses of sunlight embrace like past lovers who’ve grown apart, but still cherish one another’s presence. And if they could share their vast thoughts, they would, but they settle for a quiet understanding before the tranquil edges of dusk softly approach.