[m-ilotic]

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[boomstab-papa]

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[space-bones-official]

[dawnandduske]

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

Ant-Man and the Wasp Respond to IGN Comments

[stream]

The Simpsons S08E10 “The Springfield Files”

[screamydreamy]

[mandalorianreynolds]

I just made the most insane-evil-silent-laugh reading that last one.

[rodrickheffeley]

obsessed with this reddit post

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

The best part is that OP made a “today I fucked up” thread about it and…:

[latinotiktok]

[punkstag]

Translation: 

:) “it’s a dog" 

:( “it’s not a dog" 

:) “it’s a dog!“ 

:) “Julie (?)  I’m not going to know the dogs in my neighborhood?”

:( “But cant you see that it’s not a dog? Dogs have tails! Look-“ 

:) “look look look” (kissy sounds)

[1queerengineer]

“no es un perro, boluda’”= Argentine for “it’s not a dog, dumbass [affectionate]”

[memewhore]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[dduane]

Black Cat. :)

[sliversoakley3-deactivated20220]

[shencomix]

[trickstertime]

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[legoflowers]

im obsessed with u

[mysharona1987]

[unclefather]

[obamaphoner]

Diversity win! Hideo Kojima outs you