latching onto you

Kellen Bernard; Darling, it was good never looking down.and right there, where we stood was holy ground.

[gcmmas-blog]

All I remember from the VMAs that there was alcohol, chocolate, I talked to Nicki, took some selfies with Adam Levine,and I think I got laid while the rest is a blur. But on the bright side Fancy won Video Of The Year and Best Pop Video. Honestly it was so much fun playing Cher while Cora played Dionne and I’m grateful that we won together.

[kellenbernerd]

Congrats on the win, Gemma. Also congratulations on getting selfies with Adam Levine, kind of wishing that was me right now. Can you hook me up sometime?

[irisblackwell]

Sucks ass to know I missed the VMA afterparty. Someone fill me in, did anything eventful go down or nah?

[kellenbernerd]

Do eventful things ever happen, when you're absent, Iris?

[kellenbernerd]

[5secondsofsummerdaily]

[kellenbernerd]

Kellen Bernard at the VMAs 2014 After Party.

[celumhood-blog]

[dallasarcher]

Today I realized that it’s been a solid week since I got any good sleep or good alcohol in my body. Maybe even more. All I ever do anymore is sketch, eat, watch my boyfriend make an absolute fool of himself on live television and occasionally yell at Alec. And it all repeats. When did my life become so routine? —- God, I’ve been way too sober for way too long.

[kellenbernerd]

Assuming you're going to the VMAs, I say get drunk off your ass there or at the afterparty and then sleep for a week afterwards. That's how I plan to do it anyway.

[alexisdickson]

How do you not remember? You were nominated for two VMAs, Kell. One of them is for Best Rock Video and the other one is for Video of the Year. Also, don’t tell my brother, but I voted for you guys for Best Rock Video and not Indigo Sage. I’m sure you will win, so don’t worry about it.

[kellenbernerd]

Thanks, Alex, for staying updated, while I basically fail at life. I was just kidding though. If I forgot, how would I be able to tweet everyone to vote for us once an hour? What? You went against your own brother for our sake? I knew our video was good, but not that good. Thanks.

[jwlangston-blog-blog]

Congrats. Is this your first time being nominated or something?

[kellenbernerd]

Nah, I just still wanted to, like, address it, if you know what I mean.

[kellenbernerd]

We were nominated for a VMA. Or two. I don't remember. But just in case we don't win, I'd like to thank not only God, but Jesus for being nominated.

[mcveriicks]

I just saw a flash of light from outside my window. Now, I might be reading these “Serious Drought, Please Save Water” signs wrong, but I don’t think that was lightening.

[kellenbernerd]

Then it's probably aliens in their UFO.

[alexisdickson]

I never delete my text messages, just in case someone decides to start acting differently. Like, um, you weren’t saying that March 21, 2012 at 3:42 pm. Sorry, not buying it, sweetheart.

[kellenbernerd]

Just like you told me, you had deleted texts from me on October 13th 2013. Was that a lie or are you lying now, Alexis?

[bea-james-blog]

"Not entirely sure how I was nominated for a VMA, but I’ll take it!"

[kellenbernerd]

The VMA people just think you're hot. No big deal.

[lexforbes]

Sure… Keep telling yourself that, babe. It was a win situation for me, so you can laugh all you want. I got to lay in my ridiculously comfortable bed — let me tell you, going for memory foam is one of the best ideas I have ever had — and watch Netflix in peace while my phone was turned off. When’s the last time you got to do any of that, huh? We do need to chill soon, so I can prove, once again, just how not boring I am.

[kellenbernerd]

I mean I guess you did get to not be part of most of the drama, so you were probably smart to leave early. You were always were a smart one, Lesley. However, I heard you got into some anyway and that just proves, how much you need me there to make sure, you don't do anything stupid. Not boring? That's no way to describe you. I think delusional and naive suit you better. Doesn't mean I don't want to hang out with you though, because I do miss you in my life. 

[scarlettgraham]

I don’t think i can spend so much time sleeping. I mostly watched movies and made some pasta. If that counts as productive. 

[kellenbernerd]

I guess so. Pasta. How come you spent this much time doing that though?

[valricciarchive-blog]

Really? Dude, you have to see it as soon as possible. It’s a classic. I think it’s Toy… Story? Yeah, that’s it!

[kellenbernerd]

Oh that? 'Course I've seen that. I mean I wasn't that sheltered as a child. That movie's awesome.

[valricciarchive-blog]

Hey, did you ever see that movie… the one where there’s the cowboy and he’s like the king of the castle, and then this astronaut shows up and he tries to take over, and so the cowboy attempts to murder him. But instead, the astronaut is taken hostage by like, this evil psychopath, and the cowboy has to rescue him. And then they end becoming really good friends?

[kellenbernerd]

I actually regret to admit that I have yet to see that movie. Do you remember, what it's called?

[scarlettgraham]

Who knew that i could spend twenty four hours without getting out of my house. Maybe i would’ve lasted longer if i had some food left in the fridge, but i refuse to order any so i guess i’ll have to just get out already. 

[kellenbernerd]

Have you at least been spending these 24 hours doing something productive? And by produtive, I obviously mean sleeping for all of those 24 hours.