Kelly

Hi I’m Kelly I’m 21 and welcome to where all my fantasies go to die

[moonstrology]

"your opinion on ______"

can be a blog, a trend, a meme, an object, a person.

[demidorks]

me: *makes an unoriginal and unfunny shittypost*

my three loyal followers:

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@zuucc @dicksoutfordobrik

[terrible-terrible-blog]

@imma-natural-blue (wouldn’t tag)

[imma-natural-blue]

@terrible-terrible-blog lol at first I thought I was getting called out for my shitposts... now I realize im tagged as the loyal follower... 😂 thanks 😉

[terrible-terrible-blog]

☺️😉❤️

[kelly-shay]

:)

[shakespearean-soprano-deactivat]

SEND ME A GREEK GOD

Aphrodite: what you find attractive in a person

Apollo: favourite piece of music

Ares: opinion on war

Artemis: favourite animal and why

Athena: share a piece of wisdom

Dionysus: red, white, or rosé?

Demeter: favourite season and why

Eros: describe your crush

Hades: do you believe in life after death?

Helios: opinion on tanning

Hephaestus: do you think disability can ruin a relationship?

Hera: opinion on feminism

Hermes: last text you sent

Hestia: describe your ideal house

Pan: opinion on gay rights

Persephone: is climate change really a thing or is everyone just overreacting?

Poseidon: list three fears

Zeus: three places you want to travel to

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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[madmadmilk]

No Knock Knocks (FULL) | Tom Holland x Reader

!!!This is the full completed version!!!

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: Tom, your sweetie pie stupid roommate, has a bad habit of walking into your room unannounced.

Warning: Language, Smut, Masturbation & a PSA to fucking KNOCK

Word Count: 7K bad puns

Originally based off of this blurb :) Enjoy!

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Whew.

Tom wasn’t at home. Finally. He has a busy schedule today, consisting of meeting with friends, work, gym, and whatever else it is he does without you.

“Hmm~” you hum yourself as you enter your shared apartment with little expectation.

You pause in your doorway, listening for familiar sounds and looking for that lived-in disarray.

But there’s none. You’re alone. :)

Keep reading

[captainsamerica]

Chris Evans wants to be a dad. 

[princessbegood]

NO. HE SAID DADDY. THERE’S A DIFFERENCE.

[buckysblonde-blog]

THIS GREEK GOD LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER KNEW WHAT HE WAS SAYING

[loricameback-deactivated2026031]

We all know Chris wants kids, but look at that man’s face. He knew what he said and he wasn’t talkin bout no babies

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

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DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[honeybeehusky-blog]

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

[tkthegoddess]

Reblog this.💯🗣💋

[tkthegoddess]

Keep reblogging. 💋

[kfreaaaakk]

Always Reblog!

[hollandsosterfield-blog]

OH my goD

[fathertaurus]

excuse me

[kelly-shay]

he could literally spit in my mouth and i would thank him

[socialuser2020]

[molothoo]

I accept it

[the1movement]

ENERGY

[smokiana]

Loving this energy.

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

I must be mellowing with age, but I want to say this very clearly. The next time I’m not asked the first question, I swear I will fucking walk out.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jackiieeleanor]

Guess who’s been binge watching Jenna and Julien videos while working on assignments??

[kelly-shay]

awwww so so so cuteeee

[codykold]

that’s cringe: girl defined edition

[averageblackteen-deactivated201]

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

[neesie09]

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

[tangdynastie]

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

[gayngelofthelordlovesdean]

I have over three thousand followers and so far only two reblogged this I’m disappointed

[badass-dora-milaje]

✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#BLM

[tmggifs]

THAT’S CRINGE: Girl Defined (Part 2)

[capricorn-dad-deactivated201908]

HELLOOOOO

[kelly-shay]

OH SHIT