KELLYHOLMO

My name's Kelly and I'm gross.

[stavvers]

what do you want to be when you grow up

[kellyholmo]

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES.

[lake-erie]

me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

[edelweissvulpex]

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Heroes // David Bowie

(1977)

[joshpeck]

when you look at two posts that are very much alike but have been produced by two different blogs

[colourofoctober]

When you see two posts that are pretty much the same but are posted by different blogs

[digg]

All confused about what the Lorne of the Rings is? Let us teach what it’s all about.

Here are some of the major characters to get you started: -Fraggle Batches -Bingo Beckham -Samclub Gunjeans -Garfield The Great -Airhorn -Legalize Greenleaf -Gumball son of Groin

[kellyholmo]

favourite thing right now

[spookihope]

you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

[heyitsnomystery-deactivated2017]

[solarescapism]

literally me

[psychedelic-croutons]

[yamcha]

[actualjackmorrison-archive-blog]

[kswhateverspace]

[80feetdeep]

I DONT EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN

[tigerlilyslife]

OMG so funny

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

LMFAO HOLY FCK

[obeyheda-deactivated20160423]

Bringing it back

[donkeyvicks]

YES IT’S BACK

[aizea]

ask your doctor if shutting the fuck up is right for you

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner: 

[astonishingly]

assignment due at 11:59 pm submits assignment at 11:57 pm

[kellyholmo]

the following day

[dragqueeneames-deactivated20150]

my friend used to have a really fat cat and one time when i picked it up all the fat came up and its head disappeared and i screamed. i was so confused and freaked out.