Red hot. Marc-andré. Taylor.

HEY THERE NEIGHBOUR. I'M EMILY. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS, TAYLOR SWIFT, MAYBE A LIL PRIDE& PREJ & PUPPIES. THAT'S WHAT LIFE'S ALL ABOUT.

[princessmuffinmouth]

Imagine someone creating scenarios in their head with you in it

[lipslikeh0ney-deactivated202010]

FAKE

[radicalposture]

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

[artakin]

comic strips: cardigan & the lakes 💙🌟💫

[selena-soto]

[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

[moonlightsdreaming]

[zentropista]

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[unclefather]

me: *shines my cellphone light in the complete pitch black dark looking for something*

my cat:

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78

[doggosource]

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what 

[averagefairy]

the government be like hey guys the pandemic is over! but also no it’s not :) it’s totally fine to go out now but like still stay home! wear a mask but you don’t have to! stay six feet apart but like if you wanna go to a concert packed with hundreds of people that’s totally fine too!! Anyways guys stay safe out there haha :)

[screenageralex]

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

[malscare]

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]