Kelly Southwick

I guess I'm supposed to tell you about me. Well um, my name's Kelly, duh, obviously. Well, I'm 20, internet kid, live in the state of Florida, socially awkward, but make myself seem cooler on the internet. Yep that's pretty much it. Instagram: kellysouthwick Twitter:KellySouthwick2

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[beasty6]

Me af

[furaexe]

Old but Gold

(God bless the guy who made this GIF <3 )

[inlovewithtvmen]

Wade Kinsella

[maze-chloe]

[destielstilinski]

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[antinwo]

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

[insideguppysworld]

Save a life

[newmodelminority]

Totes good data.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

[aubreyplazaofficialblog]

Change your neighbor’s screws too

[gojinero]

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

[gamegrrl]

Listen. please do Not make this tweet into a meme. this tweet is good and pure and hilarious all on its own do not make it suffer the same fate as spiders georg thank you

[politenuclearbomb]

tumblr: i have made a Meme you: you fucked up a perfectly good tweet is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety

[zek-plus]

95 hours per week

[honeyimagined-deactivated202303]

A fucking queen

[misandry-mermaid]

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

[fuckthisblogshit]

Jesus

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh

[vbdul]

Y they just flame him lmfao

[thagoodthings]

I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this

[brokebackboys]

who knew white ppl had it in them

[coconut-desu]

[insightsoftheunrealworld]

[shooti]

look at the kittens

[conlainn]

these are turtles

[shrewclaw-moved-deactivated2015]

[ahlucy]

[best-of-memes]

all trees are beautiful

[quadguyin-china-deactivated2018]

That may be the best response ever

[suffics]

haha @soggiefries

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Reblog. This could really help someone out.

[yanelknows]

I’m a kid now

[meanplastic]

Me in biology class