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I’m bisexual. Alright. I will now field one minute and zero seconds of questions pertaining to this. Go.
I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers
I wanna be nice but everyone annoys me
Promoted
The biggest plot hole in Cinderella is not the fact that only she fit the shoe, but t that the shoe didn’t disappear at the stroke of midnight along with the rest of the magic.
By the way, just in case this helps someone -
COOKING - creativity is okay
BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)
BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here
well that’s fairly accurate
Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something.
This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.
Life of a Customer Service Rep.
Lmfao the pause
“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.
also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough.
I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.
Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.