Smile.

Ithaca College '15? Summer camp counselor. Cheerleader.

[thekwikemart]

[becughmitchell]

I’m bisexual. Alright. I will now field one minute and zero seconds of questions pertaining to this. Go.

[joshanddrake]

[apollogise]

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

[polniaczek]

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

[bitchycode]

I wanna be nice but everyone annoys me

[throwbackblr]

[mp3juice]

[hotwhiteguy]

Promoted

[just-shower-thoughts]

The biggest plot hole in Cinderella is not the fact that only she fit the shoe, but t that the shoe didn’t disappear at the stroke of midnight along with the rest of the magic.

[awed-frog]

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

[thepioden]

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

[hannahscribbles]

well that’s fairly accurate

[childhoodruiner]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something.

[charlesoberonn]

This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[eveningruiner]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.

[powerfulwizard]

also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough. 

[tvandfilm]

[witch---image-deactivated201902]

I don’t have paranormal experiences, I AM a paranormal experience.

[tattersby]

Life goal: someone meeting me considers it an “encounter”.

[africant]