Why?

Death is imminent. Sorry. And it's taxed.

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Santa tracker on google

sorry if you live there

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California becomes yet more repulsive to the fat man.

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"History repeats itself"

Na fam, people just stupid on the constant for millennia

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Tylenol

It does the body good

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Pro tip:

always leave all of your doors and windows unlocked, so other people can enjoy your house.

Remember, sharing is caring!

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Money can't buy happiness

But poverty can't buy anything

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There goes your spleen

*loud spleen noise*

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I wasn't invited

I wasn't invited

I wasn't invited

I wasn't invited

I wasn't invited

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So my history teacher, right?

When he was younger, he added "human flesh" to the Ben and Jerry's Wikipedia page for a flavor. I think we should make it happen

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Nothing exists

Nothing exists. No questions. End of story.

Stop reading this nothing exists, mortal

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Everybody gangsta until the white kid plays the race card

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New concept

Vertical snakes.

Vertical.

Hecking.

Snakes.

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We live in a society where anything is acceptable

Except for child slaves. People don't seem to like when I do that.

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And murder. Just learned that one the hard way

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Fwubwubwubwubwub

-Literally any laminated sheet