Unlucky bastard.

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Do you still have that Mahalo rewards card? Go treat yourself with Butters!

[…Huh.  I just hope that Butters doesn’t get grounded for this little trip.]

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FMMK!!

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You are the best fucking princess.

[どうもありがとうございました!]

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*gives you the biggest hug*

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Ever try to see if you have other powers other than immortality?

[Then again, would having more powers be worth it?  If Eric found out, he’d probably try to exploit me, or the government would try to use me as a weapon just like with Douchebag…Oh, God, what if the government found out about my immortality?!  …I…I don’t feel so good…]

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would you still do random stuff for money ?

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What are your kinks?

[Sorry, I’m gonna have to go with Stan’s KFC offer, anon.]

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Okay let's stop telling you things you aren't ready for. Just relax and take a deep breath and play video games, okay?

[I mean, I probably would’ve found this out sooner or later.]

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I think your mom knows too. You may not know this, but after you die you come out of her again and then wake up the age you died.

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Dude, don't listen to that Anon. I'm you from the future, and you get laid 4 times in one week.

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Do you have any pets?

[Not officially, no.  I used to feed a cat that would come by my house, but…I haven’t seen it in ages, so I’m assuming it found a home.]

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Why do people like pronouncing your name "Kyenny" sometimes? Your mom and Eric do that.

[As for Eric, I have no idea what his accent is supposed to be, but I think he talks like that just to sound cool.]

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How was it like being pot roast?

[I don’t even remember that part too much, and possessing Rob Schneider soon after was extremely awkward.]

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eggs

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No lady is going to fuck you unless she wants to be arrested, Kenny.

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asfhaafhjfsfjomfg ur so adorable