Turn off the fruit cake dog

BLEHHHHH , fictionkin. Pfp by @0n0mat0p0ei4 on tiktok! yeah it took me a while to reply it was in drafts and I was scared to send. WenBek canon!!!

[kenny-the-silly]

Jack of all traits master of none

SEND ME ASKS, SEND ME DMS, @ ME, INTERACT WITH ME

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Awkward fucking loser</3

Name: Kenny/Kremy

Nicknames: Frisk, Maple, Michael, Blue, Ghost, Leon, really call me anything

Pronouns: Whatever pronouns you think of when you think of America<3 (besides it)

Hyperfixation: OUAW (If you guess what my hyperfixation was between tmnt and Ouaw you get a prize)

Birthday: March 14

DNI: basic DNI, proshipper thin ice

Im a uh fictionkin. Technically kin list here https://prns.cc/lhcfm

Mentally unwell (you could have guessed)

Ao3: Kenny_the_silly

Recommend me songs for my Playlist on Spotify I'll listen to almost anything

Strawpage: Kenwen

-My idea your idea

Feel free to take all my ideas for yourself irdc

[figuraine]

carpet imprints

[kaomojiloser]

he didn't end up completing it at the end either.

[jester-nonconforming]

People still tend to lump JK Rowling in with the category of ~problematic artists~ and I need everyone to understand that is not the problem with her. She is not comparable to anyone who wrote a piece of fiction you hate, or someone who made rude comments in 2015 and has since learned better.

She is far more like Elon Musk. She is a radicalized person with an extreme amount of social and financial power, and for YEARS she has been using that power to try to influence her government into hurting vulnerable people, on purpose. And she has succeeded. THAT is the problem with her, and THAT is why spending money on her books is so dangerous, not because her books aged badly.

Critiquing her work is fine, of course (I personally was never a fan so I really don’t care) but you NEED to understand that fiction is not the main issue here. And I truly think acting like she’s the same as the rest of any giant list of ~problematic creators of the week~ waters down how dangerous she is.

[decadent-trans-girl]

[casceth]

i have to reblog this again because i go insane when people act like the problem with her is "its cringe for adults to like kids media" or like "the books sucked anyways" like those are completely irrelevant and try to shift the blame and focus from the active harm. even the fact the books also have bioessentialism and antisemitism is a whole different conversation

[bugblast]

adrian. and.. strattdrian??

[masao-micchi]

first contact. wish him luck

30 seconds is pretty generous ngl LKJFDKDLSJ JK JK

reference of the meme ahahaha

my other phm art

[masao-micchi]

first contact. wish him luck

30 seconds is pretty generous ngl LKJFDKDLSJ JK JK

reference of the meme ahahaha

my other phm art

[flaskrobonoid]

anytime i do a character ask game I am reminded that this is the kind of person I am and its awesome i lov e my this

[shokogast]

i've had a rough couple weeks but i had developed a severe emotional attachment to torbek out of nowhere. take these

[shapeoftheday]

restless spirits

[nebulations]

[ID: Animated rendered art of multiple pinned butterflies in a frame. Their wings shiver slightly, and spectral white butterflies flap their wings along the edges of the frame. Shadow cuts over one corner of the frame, making two of the three butterflies glow brightly in the darkness. End ID]

[viperlimes]

[cabinette]

this is MY au where everybody gets so be wildly unprofessional

[cabinette]

Its a welcome bonus.... Y'know....

[justshipsandstuff]

Uhhhh..I think I just wanted an excuse to make the Eridian baby trebuchet

[worst-wizard-ever]

do u think tf2 would be any different if they all worked at McDonald's instead of as mercenaries

no

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[snommelp]

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

[themightytej]

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a life

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

[dovewithscales]

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

[chromaticrainarts]

Look at the scientists saving the stars we're gonna die dawg