Everyone's Favourite Niche Tumblr Anti-Celebrity

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[penaeus-monodon]

okay let's do this again

hihi I'm Andy (he/it/she/[any neos])I'm seventeen, I like

- project hail mary (and the martian, we don't talk about Artemis ☺️)

- the pitt

- painting, drawing, being an artistic nuisance (@andywas-doodled if you wanna see more)

- knitting 🥰 my beloved (@andy-hates-colourwork)

- cats

- crustacea (shrimply unbelievable I know 🦐)

- pompompurin

- and dr pepper

I'm a system, you can puzzle that one out on your own

Aro- and Aceflux, although I am ALWAYS open to anything someone throws at me 🙂‍↕️

I'm in my junior year of high school (year eleven where I live)

I run an rp blog @phoneticsspice-everythingnice

if you can find my vent blog you can follow it but I'm not just giving it out for free 😔

uhm. uhm uhm delightful mutual tag list

@hellhoundzzz < that's bestie :D my friend hound who is so cool. don't capitalise it's name I'll get you

@aceofpans < the only other Australian on this webbed sight (lying)

@captaindeskadoesstuff21 < delightful deska! cool mutual! talk to him about naval warships!

@h4nds4ndwich < hands my friend hands . I don't remember much about bun but ☝️ my friend 😊

@fist-full-of-feathers < angel !!! very cool also enjoys phm. :)

tranny dykefag

okay glad we cleared all that up, be on your way o7

am I at post limit; nopes !

[innerchildabortionclinic]

This isn't a hate ask and I'm not trying to sound mean because I love your blog because it's funny and makes me laugh but I sometimes wish you didn't make fun of people and call them faildaughters and failsons so much because it can be hurtful to people who grew up with parents who are in high or ownership positions in business type of settings.

And I know that sounds whiny to say and I understand from learning from other people that it isn't the same as classics towards financially disadvantaged and poor people because there is no power you have over them but it's just hurtful because there's a lot of pressure about growing up like that and everyone makes fun of you for it already so seeing it on tumblr all the time is tiring.

And plus what about people who's parents are in the government? Because fyi you posted about a meme someone made where they said about how it's hard being a CEOs child and everyone was hating on that person but just magically convenientally nobody talks like that about people who's parents are literally in the government which sorry but that is 10000000000% worse.

So sorry and again I'm not trying to be mean or hateful or saying your bad for making jokes about it because I don't know how it's like to be poor and I don't know how I would feel if I was so sorry if this comes off like I'm saying it's invalid if you are against people who grow up with more money but I just wanted to say this about how it feels from my perspective as someone who just is feeling hurt sometimes by the things I see on this website and plus is confused why everyone hates on CEO and venture capitalists kids who fyi don't pick there family but then just also don't say a peep about people who's parents are in the government when I guarantee if you ever even met just ONE of those people you would know they are the worst. So yeah I hope that isn't mean to say it's just how I feel sometimes on this website.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Just one more essay in Sivi's inbox and she'll feel guilty I'm sure

[penaeus-monodon]

got timed out in a discord server for saying "pissed off". buddy I am seventeen whole years old. the youngest person in this server is fourteen. what are we doing.

[penaeus-monodon]

they don't even have an automod enforcing it. I had to tell on myself to get timed out even though the same mod caught me twice. what

[penaeus-monodon]

got timed out in a discord server for saying "pissed off". buddy I am seventeen whole years old. the youngest person in this server is fourteen. what are we doing.

[the-ass-fish-but-worse]

moots start reblogging my poast and I get The Ass Fish in my notes

anyway hello fellow fish guy

Greetings

[penaeus-monodon]

@cat-found-in-an-allie is this your doing other fish guy

[instigatorjosten]

sure yeah kevin usually is attracted to people who are good at exy, who cares? im way more interested in the fact he goes for defensmen specifically. This man looooves backliners: Thea, Jean, Neil originally, if we wanna go more fanon lowkey Matt and highkey aaron. And thats not even mentioning Andrew aka the literal GOALIE.

Kevin my boy you wanna be protected and shielded by your partner sooooo bad don't you? just say youre a needy sub little bitch with trust issues already

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[superpeanutgarden]

Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

The Russians: BECAUSE WE GOT INTO SPACE FIRST!

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Moonday:D

[squirrel--boy]

HAPPY MOONDAY MONDAY!

[grapefruit-offical]

MOONDAY MONDAYYYY

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Moonday Monday!

[do-not-u-dare]

IT’S MOONDAY MONDAY

[notahorseindisguise]

also thats stupid because the idea of "the most influential art made ever by any one person of that religion" like Its Wrong. you cant just say "protestant" and then put veggietales. like. van gogh was a protestant. LIKE.

[notahorseindisguise]

AND ALSO. the criteria is silly anyways because the first three are specifically religious pieces of art. twilight is not a religious piece of art. if its not religious art then i would say the mona lisa is a much better known da vinci painting. sorry this is stupid but i dont like that image

[headspace-hotel]

Its really disheartening to see AI generated album art, especially when musicians that are otherwise talented use it???

album cover art can be literally a shitty photo of you standing in a field. a shitty photo of the back of your head. a shitty photo of anything. a bunch of colored shapes on microsoft word with the album title in one of the default microsoft word fonts. a literal pencil drawing on a piece of paper. anything

[kosmogrl]

[schlorb]

wow...theres creature species called an mutual...nature is beautiful

[schlorb]

theyre all coming out to see the post and eat its Post Nectar

[schlorb]

great picture for my iNaturalist, thanlk you all

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[penaeus-monodon]

black people are so cool. shoutout to all the black people I know yinz cool as fuck.

[forgamers]

[renehhh]

tumblr needs to stop calling me out

[grumpysskatesncrafts]

quarterly reminder to the white folk that just because you know racism is bad doesn’t mean you’ve stopped internalizing racist standards or ideals

take some time to consider the racial biases society has conditioned you to subconsciously subscribe to and have a good day 👍

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[mschelle]

Well hot damn if it wasn't enough for this loser to throw a public tantrum now he's going out of his way to follow predestrogen on other platforms and start harassing her there!!! You can't hide these Matt I got the screenshots lol!!!!!!

HE'S BLATANTLY LYING OUT OF HIS ASS!! SPREAD IT AROUND!! And also since she seems to be from Ireland even though I don't even know shit about eu laws from what little I do know this is a big violation of GDPR and should be reported as such!! https://commission.europa.eu/law/law-topic/data-protection/reform/rights-citizens/redress/what-should-i-do-if-i-think-my-personal-data-protection-rights-havent-been-respected_en

[creatureofthecornfield]

@photomatt should kill himself.

[fleshengine]

I genuinely hope this circulates forever.