school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind
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school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind
If my data is used to stream an advertisement I should get paid for it.
This is next level. Make it happen. What's right is right.
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.
Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful
The John Cena and Evangelion ones don't work :(
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG
I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD
can’t forget these
upatnightwiththestars
And the Spider-Man voice actor read these in character.
More than one!
oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD
oh boy
OH BOY
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
these
are
the
best
movies
ever
Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing
While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:
So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.
Or he could just be doodling.
I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing.
This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.
Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.
My eyes….
i guess their writing looks like they were rushin
me: theres no reason for me to be anxious right now!!!
my brain: .....debatable
Some good friends of mine run a Parkour gym. They teach safe effective techniques and are well received both by patrons and the local community. This is the only one of its kind in the Temecula/Murrieta area. Any donation helps tremendously.
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
I wonder what cats dream of?
I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE