slam dunk

Abbey ; Virginia ; 18

[uglysex]

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[staggot]

this is literally so funny

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

 He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

[youarethebloodinmyownveins]

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

[kumajuice-deactivated20220110]

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe. 

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right?? 

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above. 

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….? 

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch. 

[pharaohoftheghetto]

Alex nooooooo

[whaticantremembernow]

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

[volatilequeen]

Laaaawd that was cruial

[okayaqua]

savage

[dhshjkhfiksjdasfska-deactivated]

me playing a choice based game: LET ME BE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aggressionbread]

me: “Yes I’m planning for my future, don’t worry.”

me:

[buzzfeed]

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[danisontnonfire]

[humoristics]

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

[tobeagenius]

“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”

[snime]

[shittyidea]

Flamin’ hot Cheetos-flavoured water

[chaosboy]

why do people always pull hip-hop and rap as a misogynist area of music? yes, many rappers are misogynistic, but it’s not the only genre. let’s talk about country music, about the preacher’s daughter trope, the cutoff jeans, the get-her-drunk mentality; let’s talk about pop music, about the drugs and the clubs and the possessive “love songs”; let’s talk about alternative music, about “she’s not like other girls” and the manic pixie dream girl; let’s talk about classical music, about the exclusion of women now and in history. 

let’s talk about how everyone’s first reaction is to villainize a primarily black genre before criticizing literally anyone else. 

[rainydayscoffeeandbooks-deactiv]

Harry Potter Banners and Hogwarts House bookmarks are both found over at my ETSY shop! Feel free to check it out!

[onethousandtimesover]

when you try your best

but you don’t succeed 

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

when you get what you want

but not what you need

[kenr0senberg]

brain: here's a good memory with someone who ended up really hurting you

me: why did you bring me this

brain: just because

[rickgrimesbabyface]

Y’all, rich people tip like shit

I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.

I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill. 

The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill. 

rich people don’t value yr labor at all 

[nyokoko]

This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross. And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

[destructojoe]

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

[deadlidynos-deactivated20171121]