Dreams from the Bluegrass State @kentuckytransplant - Tumblr Blog

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pervocracy

"This company’s policies are evil, so I won’t buy from them" - yes okay

"This company’s policies are evil, so I’ll let the $8/hr customer service staff know just how I feel" - please no

Only 7 more days at McDonald's.

#YAY

Goodbye McDonald's.

It's been real. It's been fun. It's just not been real fun.

#two weeks notice #gots me a new job #steak n' shake

mcdonaldshorrorstories

A new fast food rendition of jingle bells

Jingle upsell Jingle upsell Keep these crazies at bay Oh what fun it is to deal with assholes every day hey!

Dashing through the grill Yelling all the way “I need 10 mcchickens So make them up today”

The fucktard at my window Is tapping on the glass One more thing about his drink And I’ll shove it up his ass

Oh Jingle upsell Jingle upsell Keep these bitches at bay Oh what fun it is to deal with assholes every day.

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

kungfusnowqueen-deactivated2014

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

rnaddison

the canadians have fallen

iambowman-deactivated20191219

Would you care for some refreshments?

shit-bin-moved-accounts

oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-

bismal

baebly

this cow is prettier than me

tiny-facts

5 Keyfacts About Hugs

1) Hugging increases oxytocin in the body that reduces stress and lowers blood pressure.

2) Hugging can stimulate the brain to release dopamine, the feel-good hormone.

3) Hugs can reveal different levels of affection. A woman will tend to press her whole body against the person she cares most about.

4) Hugs can cure depression, loneliness, and increases security, trust and self-esteem.

5) Hugs are free.

fearlessknightsandfairytales

youthful0ne

needed this thank u

unfriendlydemigod

Thanks, boys.

catleecious

gaksdesigns

Toddler naps with his 2-month-old puppy every day. Blogger Jessica Shyba and her family adopted an adorable 7-week-old mutt. They named him Theo. On his third day as part of their family, Theo joined Jessica and her toddler son Beau for afternoon snuggle time. Beau fell asleep and then so did Theo.The next day, he joined in the naptime ritual again. “And so began,” Shyba says, “the most organic and beautiful friendship I have ever witnessed.” Since then, every day Theo waits for Beau to fall asleep and then joins him for his two-hour snooze.