[thefinefriend1]

me in several different animal forms.

[gerriceo]

Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher! [B. October 21st, 1956-∞]

“When I love, I love for miles and miles. A love so big it should either be outlawed or it should have a capital and its own currency.” - Carrie Fisher

[franfrancatman]

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

[hhantu]

i cant believe your mom is a fish

[postpresence]

[bill-11b]

Oh. My. Fuck. 

[bestpresidentna-deactivated2017]

This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big bottle of uncorked shame

[angelbabyspice]

I’m making my kid do this

[gnegar]

[onlyblackgirl]

Nicki Minaj trying to figure out snapchat is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week 

[onlyblackgirl]

A post shared by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Jul 23, 2017 at 10:45am PDT

[right]

“‘yes queen i love you’ i should really hit that back” she’s so cute

[igglooaustralia]

“I can’t get back to my settings” shdbshsnsns

[gucciboooty]

the way she said “gon be saving a bitch life”

[siegfriedandroy]

im crying

[hmsindecision]

Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.

Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true.

[corpsefluid]

Actually, I have something to add.

The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son.

And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’

Spoilers: that was exactly the case.

Trust ur dogs when they say something is off.

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true…

Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her.

My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood.

Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated.

Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW.

[catscatsholyshitcats]

I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs).

There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable.

A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me.

A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl.

TRUST THE ANIMALS.

[whatistheplan-deactivated201712]

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

[loremerchant]

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

[listsoflifehacks]

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

@drakenflagreon

[thegoddesschi]

Hooooomagawd

[thathighguy]

This is a blessing!!!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

“can i book a hair appointment?”

“maybe”

[coolthingoftheday]

#indoorgardening

[xeduo]

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

[thedoomtrout]

rebelshiney:

2helby:

you either die a proud lemon tree owner or you live long enough to see yourself become a lemon stealing whore

I hate that I know what this is referencing

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[bonitapplebumb]

I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry

[amurderofkittens]

And people wonder why you’re such a bitch after having dealt with this shit

[thetrippytrip]

Masculinity is so fragile

[toxicrants]

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

[kissmyafropuff]

Did you mean

[misshoneywheeler]

[lastoneout]

Linda and Bob a relationship is all I want in life

[rnaddison]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[darchicago]