end of the world

🇧🇷 multifandom, 20↑

[uncoolmule]

medieval fruk and present day

[incorrect-web-novels]

Why SVSSS is Comedy Gold

Imagine the last thing you remember is talking trash about Twilight. You die and get sent to Twilight as Jacob Black, despite being Team Edward, except you have all the romance scenes with Edward Cullen instead of Bella (”How long have you been seventeen,” your blood smells delicious, etc.). Edward falls in love with you, but you betray him. He joins those other vampires. 

During all this, one of the random shape-shifters that should die in that weird battle thing (that ends in a handshake) turns out to be Stephanie Meyers, who died making food. She is overly friendly with you and makes funny quips the entire time. You want to stab her. But you don’t. 

[quackysprouts]

idk if yall ever read svsss but if u did… yeah

anyway, stephanie meyer’s number 1 hater gets isekaied into twilight as jacob black and decides to make sure bella and edward get together. if u guys read svsss…. u know what happens

episode 1

now a series. tagged jbsss or jacob blacks self saving system

[riotter]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[hannikin-grahamkin]

He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

[pokespebw]

[ryan-sometimes]

My favourite example of the domino effect

[ryan-sometimes]

Allow me to explain:

Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance

Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight

Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers

His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber

Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul

Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio

Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop

Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect

[voltsm]

WAIT WHAT

[l0stvegas]

how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major

[personaltheft]

hannibal subtitles: the chesapeake ripper

my mind every single time without fail: the cheesecake ripper

[petrowriting]

bitches be like “i want what they have” and what they have is literally mutual psychosexual obsession and unhealthy levels of codependency. it’s me. i’m bitches.

[egosketch]

[yanderebrahms]

i’m too dumb to survive in the hannibal universe bc them mf serial killers everywhere id literally go to the grocery store bump into someone, forget to say sorry and be found dead the next day.

[ryuichirou]

2 morons 1 bed

[riotter]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

[willyoufckinglookatthat]

[toastyglow]

three minutes into part 2 of Inside Job and it’s already on point lmao

[kjscottwrites]

If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"

[riotter]

bottom

[griancraft]

Yknow if this happened in 2012 hetalia fans would be making art of England all sad and crying with the colonies comforting him or some shit so I’m kinda glad she held out this long

[qoa]

[sheabutterbitch]

I see we’re no longer being subtle

[realshinjiikari]

This post just shot me between the eyes