Trying to start writing

Hi! I use this blog to just dump some of the ideas I come up with. I like fantasy and comedy so i'm trying my hand at writing. Any advice or criticism is apreciated :D

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I animated a bouncing ball :)

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Plot idea

What is more valuable? A hero using his power for vices, or a virtuous villain?

While the world chooses to see me as a horrible person for wanting to rule the world, I see it as the only way to unite the planet. No nations - no feuds. I am Hiram. I am absolute. Some call it extremism while others call it terrorism. For me, it is simply my job. My first target is hopefully my last ; a young boy with teleportation. He's caused me nothing but trouble but today will be different.

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Sneaking

I don't really sleep during the week. My days are rough and the physical strain on my body is more than enough to keep me up at night. One thing I can say for sure, however, is that being the only one awake in a big old house is like an adventure game to me : i've got 4 people I try not to wake up as I walk downstairs to get food. After exactly 14 wooden steps with the 7th one creaking as you step on it, it's safe to say I'm an expert at this whole thing. Timing my steps to the loud snoring of my grandchildren - timing my breathing to the rustling of wind outside ; there's nothing I love more than being quiet.