[thanksforthemameries]

THIS IS THE LUCKY TEST POST (in a text post)

Reblog for good luck on a test you studied fuck all for.

[cantcolonizethispussy]

potatoes are actually my unproblematic fave

[softwhorecore-deactivated201812]

But they were the cause of a famine

[cantcolonizethispussy]

i can’t believe u just pulled receipts on potatoes

[collegemajordoubts-blog-blo-blog]

Potatoes didn’t cause the famine. Lack of potatoes did.

[derpomeme]

Lack of potatoes didn't cause the famine. Lack of potatoes which weren't rotted by a fungus did.

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

I’d just like to say good luck to everyone taking SAT’s or Exams (or any tests for that matter) and I wish you the best of luck on them!

[catsindoors]

Cat Training: 10 Reasons to Use Reward-based Training and Not Punishment

By Pam Johnson-Bennett

When it comes to correcting unwanted behaviors in your cat, punishment is not an effective nor humane approach. Here are 10 reasons to use positive reward-based methods rather than punishment, to have a better relationship with your feline companion.

Punishment Doesn’t Teach Your Cat Anything Positive

Punishment Means You Don’t Understand What the Cat is Communicating

Punishment Leads to More Behavior Problems

Punishment Destroys the Bond You Share

Understand What Your Cat Needs

Set Your Cat up for Success

Be Consistent

Don’t Underestimate Your Cat’s Intelligence

It’s Never too Late

Professional Help

Read full article for elaboration on each point. I didn’t want this post to be too long.

[derpomeme]

Tell me where the dumb mf is who thinks you can treat a cat like a 5 year old.

[acti-veg]

Royal Society For The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals in-fucking-deed.

[peacefulveg]

It only matters when it’s dogs and cats. 

[derpomeme]

It seems that way, but the RSPCA suck at that too.

[cryptile]

HOLY SHIT!!! ITS FRIDAY!!!! I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH A VEHICLE IMMEDIATELY!!!!! I THINK IT MIGHT EVEN BE A TRAIN UNNGHHHHHHHRRRRAAAAAAGGHHHGGHHHGH

[cryptile]

Have a horny friday transportationpilled traincels 💪💪🚄🚅🚈🔥🔥🔥 happy train sex friday

[fernisgay1121]

someone @ amtrack official

[g3tmu5hrum3d]

@amtrak-official

[queer-as-city-folk]

NO HAVING SEX WITH ANY VEHICLES AND ESPECIALLY TRAINS!!

[derpomeme]

Have you learned nothing from the last time somebody edited one of these posts?

[blackheartbiohazards]

"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

[blackheartbiohazards]

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

[spellscarred]

Bro, blocking someone and then using their tag like this is, all offence, weak as fuck. Like all you had to say was, na bro I don't promote pedo protags on this here blog, because I wholly agree with the premise of your argument given contexts (i.e., writing abusive relationships to show the evils, great; writing abusive relationships to show the romance, yikes).

This response is so, so comically shitty within the context of that tag, oh my god.

[blackheartbiohazards]

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

[derpomeme]

I mean you retain the right to write in the most disgusting way possible, but if everyone hates you, you absolutely deserve it. (Don't write p*do fics, people have a right to hate you if you're being a creep)

[ayeforscotland]

So you know how folk say that the reason we listen to breakup songs is to validate and process our emotions? Genuinely curious but I'm struggling to listen to music that doesn't reinforce my pretty depressed mood as of late. Is there a quick hack to avoid/fix this or do I just soldier through it?

[derpomeme]

Listen to just one power metal song if you can. This is a horrible solution but if you manage it you might lift your spirits.

[reality-detective]

Bombshell Study Finds 74% of COVID Vaccine Autopsy Deaths Caused by Vaccine, Censored by Lancet.

After analyzing 325 autopsy cases, “A total of 240 deaths, which is 73.9%, were independently adjudicated as directly due to or significantly contributed to by COVID-19 vaccination.”

There will be more. 🤔

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

But as of October 2023 both "vaccine" companies are requesting for further emergency powers to force more vaccines

[eccentricceltfromaz]

They are already putting in your food. They don't need to do that.

[twinflamedreams]

direct proof from one of the oldest and most respected medical journals that it is killing massive amounts of people like it was designed to do.

you dont fuck up that badly by mistake, it wouldn’t cause this many deaths unless it was absolutely intentional.

this is mk naomi.

[r3ycosmos]

they’re self-spreading, they don’t “need” to do that, but it is about control.

DETOX. DETOX. DETOX.

[derpomeme]

Not how it works, bud. You're vaccinated and there's no way out.

[memecucker]

There’s nothing funnier than American Trad Caths revealing that they’re just Presbyterians that think Baroque looks cool

[nauseousidiot]

[nauseousidiot]

[jv]

Oh my fucking god all this is too fucking funny. Lucking forward to having an anti-pope in Houston, Texas. Instead of the pointy hat maybe he can wear a white cowboy hat.

[innocuoulylurking]

I need people to stop being so funny because I can’t keep re blogging this shit

[derpomeme]

We're actually getting so close to Crusader Kings 2 timeline.

[memecucker]

There’s nothing funnier than American Trad Caths revealing that they’re just Presbyterians that think Baroque looks cool

[nauseousidiot]

[nauseousidiot]

[jv]

Oh my fucking god all this is too fucking funny. Lucking forward to having an anti-pope in Houston, Texas. Instead of the pointy hat maybe he can wear a white cowboy hat.

[derpomeme]

A fucking anti-papacy in the US LMAO. Watch out, the Waldensian heresy is near.

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

I don't think anyone appreciates how funny Pope Franics actually is. Imagine being elected to the head of an over the top bad guy organization that would make you the final boss of a jrpg, and you spend your entire time there sitting around and saying things like "maybe we should reconsider our 'people dying is good' policy. I'm not saying we should reverse the 'people dying is good' policy, it's been our policy for thousands of years after all, but maybe we should, oh I don't know. Reconsider it." And every time you do so it causes half of a major world religion to get so pissed off that it almost causes a religious schism

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

In light of his recent decision, I'd like to let all the tradcaths know this: your entire religion is based around the idea that this guy is god's main man on earth. If you disagree with the pope, that makes you a protestant lol

[azhchay]

Bluebell, you are not allowed to hide this in the tags. I was raised Lutheran. I legit cackled.

[derpomeme]

There's only SO MANY TIMES YOU CAN DO THIS before you're just clearly trying to start another Thirty Years War.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hey, how does train scheduling work? Is there no equivalent of air-traffic control or whatever for trains? I’ve been sitting and waiting for a surprise freight train to move out of the way of the station for an hour, and nobody seemed to know a) that this was going to happen ahead of time or b) how long it’s going to take the other train to clear out. I love traveling on Amtrak, there’s no better travel experience especially for the price, but the unexpected delays are so much more frequent and severe than the car or bus that it’s hard to justify :(

The issue is that there is little communication between Freight Companies and Amtrak and PSR has lead to constant delays on Amtrak within nearly all routes because the freight trains are too long and understaffed and full of differed maintenance. If we owned the tracks we operate on then the on time performance and speed would greatly improve, hence the push for railway nationalization

[derpomeme]

So says Amtrak! The communist train!

[catchymemes]

[derpomeme]

Wait until you hear about 169

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[steamedtangerine]

Gee, Mike, maybe ya' shouldn't have laid down on the tracks for an Orange Turd who has the Mierdas Touch and couldn't give a royal poop about you.

At least you have all those pillows to scream into.

[derpomeme]

I kind of want the van to be in the river

[veganagenda]

what if we kissed... while emptying every cage? 😳

[derpomeme]

Pass on the kiss.

[queer-as-city-folk]

I just remembered I am legally obligated by the polls to report on transit news in Portland Oregon, there is only one problem, I don't give a single flying fuck about Portland

[sillylovingpupper]

But like it's so good at transit? Super good? We have light rail that actually goes places and buses that actually cover a good part of the city? We even have a street car so suck on that SF we've got everything.

[queer-as-city-folk]

I know and I love it but I just don't fucking care about Portland

[derpomeme]

There are so many Portlands and nobody cares about any of them.