not-fascist frog content

because pepe is outdated, and we need new original frog content

[kermitposting]

shigeru miyamoto cackles with glee as kermit emerges from The Void to enact his felt judgement on all of you fucking nerds at e3

[hanukkahlewinsky]

text from ex: i miss u

me:

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via nbcnews)

[theonlydomainleft]

Does art imitate life, or does life imitate art?

[hawlucha]

Goodnight u piece of shit stoners

[kermitposting]

i got the rolly on my arm and i’m pourin chandon, and i roll the best weed ‘cause i got it goin’ on

[sandandglass]

The Creative Act of Listening to a Talking Frog

Kermit the Frog gives a talk on creativity and creative risk-taking

[fallfeatherspony]

did a puppet just fucking give some of the best advice ever.

[mizuru007]

this muppet made me fucking cry

[ikaricrossinglines]

Its like the muppets TED Talk or something… and you know what? He is right. and I feel inspired

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

also, can we talk about how he literally has a glass of water that’s half the size of his torso

[kermitposting]

“I am the shadow, the true self. You never cared about the show’s guest stars, did you? You just did the ‘YAAAAAAAAAAAY’ song and dance to fake it. All these years of keeping everyone in the dark, and I think it’s time to light the lights. After all, I am you.”

[kermitposting]

Favorite Video Game Locations: The Midnight Channel, Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4 (2008)

[kermitposting]

when u have one of those profound realizations about yourself

[kermitposting]

fucking jehovah’s witnesses

[kermitposting]

when someone steals ur look

[kermitposting]

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[kermitposting]

kermit awaits judgement at the hands of the clockwork god

[empressmothra]

Thats C-3PO ya doof

[kermitposting]

the clockwork god does not take kindly to such statements

[kermitposting]

when ur cat has been sleeping on ur pillow

[kermitposting]

kermit awaits judgement at the hands of the clockwork god

[kermitposting]

when you get the succ

[kermitposting]

when u nut and she keeps sucking