Basically everything

Why am I alive

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Torbernite - Margabal Mine, Aveyron, Midi-Pyrénées, France

[vodkakun]

[deaddolin]

i cant even genuinely come up with something funny to caption this, it’s just kinda absolutely like, maybe the best picture of Michael ive ever seen. i mean like, he looks like an animal. like some sort of predator, like not a good one, but maybe he can kill you if he gets lucky

[xxziggystardust]

[dnotive]

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

[sexhaver]

remember when people on here back in 2k12 would regularly hit post limit and have a special side blog they switched over to when their main one got throttled for the day? did they remove post limit or did we all just grow up and stop talking so fucking much?

[porterr-robinson]

[tiralatele]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

[rumourdaledotcom]

Idk who he is but I love him

[sour-charity]

This feels like a cartoon

[gahhhdamn]

Lmfao when he finally got him

[mareethequeen]

i literally cheered for the bunny lol

[electrictype]

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

[himejoshikomaeda]

quit bragging

[meladoodle]

These are some of the things Facebook thinks I’m interested in

[cryptid-radio-deactivated201910]

every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

[turing-tested]

there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces

[turing-tested]

anyone who’s ever been around kids for ay meaningful amount of time should know exactly how much kids long to be hefted up and then just fuckin tossed! it’s so good! they’re so excited to get fucking tossed around like a sack of potatoes it’s so pure

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Okay kids time to YEET!

[everythingfox]

it’s His egg

[thebootydiaries]

How I flirt: *stares from distance*

[pietriarchy]

everyone loves to shit on david cage for making his games so heavily prompt based but let me tell you it’s the prompts specifically that elevate his work to the level of modern masterpieces

[loremerchant]

[taragrimface]

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

[sapiosexualmcride]

this the video you’re talking about?

[birdschoolforbirds]

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

[birdschoolforbirds]

[ob2komario-blog]

Fact:

They actually did that.

[the-emef]

cannot. stop. laughing.

[foxyclock]

[sitcomlesbian]

good thing i don’t id as “q*eer” then huh

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

me marching my country dyke ass into chik-fil-a: Hi y’all could I please have a 12-count nugget and a frosted lemonade :)

[tinybutchtim-deactivated2018100]

i am a texas dyke who goes out of my way to eat at chik-fil-a but um this isn’t some HuffPo overreaction

http://equalitymatters.org/factcheck/201207020001 they fund anti-gay rights groups https://thinkprogress.org/chick-fil-a-still-anti-gay-970f079bf85/ and also directly fund conversion therapy organizations

this isn’t a “all businesses are bad!!!” thing….this is a serious specific instance of millions of dollars going to traumatizing, torturing, brainwashing, assaulting, and raping lgbt children

[foxthebeekeeper]

Tiny unidentified solitary bee/wasp nest on a stalk of flowering lavender. Perfectly round. Perfectly adorable.

[mckeelix]

[foxthebeekeeper]

This is the best worst addition anyone has added to any of my posts thank you