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"Christrev Jesus"

[kestrel-wylde]

Hi, I'm Kestrel! (He/Him)

Check out my buddies Lynx, Charlie, and Theo <3

Sideblog: @the-scales-of-time - For my (mostly) original story, world, and ocs

This is mostly a fandom blog, and I also do a lot of art (fanart and oc art), and occasionally write!

Current main fandom(s):

Mischief Theatre (Cornleyverse & HoHR)

Also some other fandoms (eg., HTTYD (HTTYD 1 -> HTTYD 2), Doctor Who, Baldur's Gate 3, Legend of Zelda, DnD, Pokemon, Good Omens, MCU, Wings of Fire, HTTYD Books, Project Hail Mary)

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[ceruleanheaven]

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

[dogpuppy]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

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[turuin]

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

[mygogglesdosomething]

Schism today

[bedridden-victorian-child]

@heresylog

[townofcrosshollow]

Just to be clear to anybody, especially in the USA because I know that Catholicism isn't as common there, this is not a cool rebellion against authority. While some traditionalist Catholics are purely interested in ecumenical things like the Latin mass, in the USA a significant portion of the movement for traditionalism is made up of violent antisemites. The "church's understanding of, and relationship with Judaism" they reference here is the idea that all Jews are not solely personally responsible for the death of Jesus

[dyke-for-christ]

Yeah, so, do you know how unbelievably too conservative you have to be to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church? This isn’t a cute little rebellion against the pope’s authority or a mild disagreement, it’s partially that but more importantly it’s because SSPX is hardline Latin Mass only, no religious freedom, women can’t wear pants, oh, and Jews killed Jesus anti-Vatican II sect. They’re the kind of people who HATE the pretty minor changes to Mass and seem to believe in tradition for its own sake. In 1988, they consecrated bishops without the approval of the pope and were excommunicated, only for Pope Benedict 16 (I don’t know the Roman numerals) give them a slap on the wrist and brought them back into the fold for the sake of unity. Decades later, they have the pure audacity to do it again, I suspect they either knew they’d get excommunicated again and didn’t care or were bold enough to assume they’d get a different result. Either way, good riddance and I hope they learn their lesson this time.

[rainbow-femme]

[precevazia]

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[forgetful-nerd]

Fanfic Readers: hey, so I made you a drawing based on your fic. Sorry, it looks weird…

Fanfic writers:

[escape-pod-full-of-flerkens]

When Eric lost his first soul-life, he gained the great power to cast his consciousness across the planes of reality. But, with great power, comes terrible personal annoyances.

The idiots in the board rooms and meetings think it would be useful for menial things. They would use it for something useless. Such as, 'perhaps we could use the infrastructure from the other layers as inspiration. What are the roads like in the fourth layer?'

The fourth layer is quite literally a cesspool.

No. Eric uses it for culture and art. His favorite theatre, his own, is no longer operating in Faerun. Obviously. But, his second favorite?

Well, there’s a theatre in the James Woods. A small theatre, some would say. The stage is made of twigs and stones. The theatre seats are made of moss. The audience is rowdy and poorly behaved. The performances? Absolute chaos. Atrocious acting. Possibly the most sacrilegious performance of Hamlet he’s ever witnessed. And he used to direct zombies.

But there’s always three reserved seats left empty in honor of three idiots, all loved by their mushroom.

There were little details he recognized from his own conversations he had with Ghoul when he assumed the mushroom wasn't listening.

And if he smiles while watching the (frankly horrible) plays, well who can prove that?

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[insomniac-arrest]

hey kids, I love you all and I know things are seeming dire and scary, but

humanity is worth saving, you are worth saving, our children are worth saving and every other life form on this planet is worth saving

don’t give up hope, a lot of painful change is on the way but we still have the power and the resources and influence to do so, I promise

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[blueelectivire]

Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post

[seven-very-hot-fish]

Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again

[zack-creeper]

Art

[the-doctor-and-the-asshole]

How. Interesting

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Absolute bog standard post

[oli-bird]

@charlesoberonn

How about now?

[charlesoberonn]

Still not as bad as 1910s and 1940s but definitely getting there

[demareth]

[grandexcessivecoremode]

I feel like this is going to go around like 5 more times before someone deactivates or something breaks.

[toppettehat]

Some tiny, evil part of me kinda sorta wants things to get worse JUST so this post can keep getting updated

Just a little

[ciel-of-vault-111]

Oh way more than a little for me I’ve not got much else left to keep me entertained to why not watch it all go down the shitter :3

[mentally-unstable-bagel]

status update: uh. hmm. well

[duck-from-hell-offical]

this shit is peak comedy.

[waterloou]

June Drabble Prompt List

“This is why I love you so much”

“You really think this is gonna work?”

“I can’t believe it.”

“Stop saying that!”

“I hate this.”

“I don’t want to do this!”

“Will you please get in bed? I’m cold.”

“You’re obsessed with them”

“Have any nice dreams of a certain someone?”

“You’re really dampening the mood.”

“I don’t know why I agreed to this”

“Please. Just stop”

“I’m in love with them! What am I supposed to do?”

“I wanted to see you”

“Stop me from doing what I’m about to do”

“I’ve never heard of that? Is it new?”

“May I have this dance?”

“You couldn’t even boil water”

“I’m stuck”

“They took everything from me”

“I didn’t mean to fall in love with them”

“I can’t say the words out loud.”

“Didn’t think I’d see you here this early”

“I’m terrified”

“How long have you been out there?”

“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I’ve heard today”

“You’re up to something”

“Why are you being so nice?”

“Where is everyone?”

“When did it happen?”

[ob-nox-iouslywriting]

FOR THE DRABBLE GAME

CHRISTREVVVVVVV (where applicable) <33333333

7. “Will you please get in bed? I’m cold.”

8. “You’re obsessed with them”

26. “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I’ve heard today”

27. “You’re up to something”

28. “Why are you being so nice?”

AAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!! These were so much fun to write!! I hope you enjoy ❤️

7.

"Will you please get in bed? I'm cold."

"Wha— you're cold? No way! You're never cold!"

Chris laughed quietly, the rain pounding on the window outside. Trevor pulled his pyjamabottoms on before sliding under the covers.

"Fuck me, you are freezing! Come here, I'll warm ya up," Trevor said, opening his arms. Chris happily slid closer to him, soaking up Trevor's bodyheat.

"It's been years, why are you still surprised at how cold I am?"

"Just think you're being a bit dramatic most of the time. All you drama-types are the same."

"Shut up," Chris muttered fondly into his shoulder.

8.

"You're obsessed with him."

Chris straightened up. "Excuse me?"

Sandra laughed. "Trevor."

"I haven't a clue what you're talking about."

"Chris, it's so obvious, come on! You don't talk about anything other than whatever show we're working on and him."

Chris sighed. Maybe it's the alcohol, maybe it's the fact his oldest friend had finally pointed out what he's been thinking for a while now. He slumped over in his chair defeated, his face sinking into his hands. "What do I do?"

Sandra laughed, leaned over and pulled him into a hug. "You better tell him, before someone else does."

26.

Trevor awoke with a start. The loud scream coming from the living room sounded scarily familiar.

"Chris, you okay?!" He burst into the living room, faced with Chris (alive) hanging a picture on the wall.

"Oh sorry, did I wake you?"

"You screamed!"

"One of the pictures fell off the wall, gave me a bit of a fright." Chris took in Trevor's disheveled state. "And you as well it seems."

Trevor ran a hand across his face. "It's nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today," he muttered sarcastically before collapsing onto the couch to sleep further.

27.

"You're up to something."

"I don't know what you're talking —"

"Why the secrecy for this meeting?"

Chris closed the office door and sat down. "I… want to run an idea past you. A bad idea. I need someone to tell me it's a bad idea."

"And you thought I'd be the right person?"

"I want to break into the BBC."

"Right. Why?"

Before Chris started explaining with increasing desperation that if they were just given the chance to perform, they could do it right, Trevor had already decided he would absolutely help this ridiculous director with his more ridiculous plan.

28. "Why are you being so nice?" Trevor mumbled as Chris took his hand away from his feverish forehead.

Chris stilled. Was he being so nice? He thought he was doing the bare minimum, looking after his stage manager who'd showed up to a production meeting, shivers wracking his body.

"Is that so shocking to you? That I can be nice?"

"'S not what I meant. I meant, you're… different nice to me."

Chris chuckled. "I think that might be the fever talking." He walked into his kitchen and reached for the teabags he'd bought especially for when Trevor comes over.

I hope you enjoyed!! (Prompts are from this post and my asks are open!!)