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"Christrev Jesus"

[kestrel-wylde]

Hi, I'm Kestrel! (He/Him)

Check out my buddies Lynx, Charlie, and Theo <3

Sideblog: @the-scales-of-time - For my (mostly) original story, world, and ocs

This is mostly a fandom blog, and I also do a lot of art (fanart and oc art), and occasionally write!

Current main fandom(s):

Mischief Theatre (Cornleyverse & HoHR)

Also some other fandoms (eg., HTTYD (HTTYD 1 -> HTTYD 2), Doctor Who, Baldur's Gate 3, Legend of Zelda, DnD, Pokemon, Good Omens, MCU, Wings of Fire, HTTYD Books, Project Hail Mary)

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[meepcity9]

[beingharsh]

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[ceruleanheaven]

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

[dogpuppy]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Schism? Schism today?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

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[turuin]

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

[mygogglesdosomething]

Schism today

[bedridden-victorian-child]

@heresylog

[townofcrosshollow]

Just to be clear to anybody, especially in the USA because I know that Catholicism isn't as common there, this is not a cool rebellion against authority. While some traditionalist Catholics are purely interested in ecumenical things like the Latin mass, in the USA a significant portion of the movement for traditionalism is made up of violent antisemites. The "church's understanding of, and relationship with Judaism" they reference here is the idea that all Jews are not solely personally responsible for the death of Jesus

[dyke-for-christ]

Yeah, so, do you know how unbelievably too conservative you have to be to be excommunicated from the Catholic Church? This isn’t a cute little rebellion against the pope’s authority or a mild disagreement, it’s partially that but more importantly it’s because SSPX is hardline Latin Mass only, no religious freedom, women can’t wear pants, oh, and Jews killed Jesus anti-Vatican II sect. They’re the kind of people who HATE the pretty minor changes to Mass and seem to believe in tradition for its own sake. In 1988, they consecrated bishops without the approval of the pope and were excommunicated, only for Pope Benedict 16 (I don’t know the Roman numerals) give them a slap on the wrist and brought them back into the fold for the sake of unity. Decades later, they have the pure audacity to do it again, I suspect they either knew they’d get excommunicated again and didn’t care or were bold enough to assume they’d get a different result. Either way, good riddance and I hope they learn their lesson this time.

[rainbow-femme]

[precevazia]

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[forgetful-nerd]

Fanfic Readers: hey, so I made you a drawing based on your fic. Sorry, it looks weird…

Fanfic writers:

[escape-pod-full-of-flerkens]

When Eric lost his first soul-life, he gained the great power to cast his consciousness across the planes of reality. But, with great power, comes terrible personal annoyances.

The idiots in the board rooms and meetings think it would be useful for menial things. They would use it for something useless. Such as, 'perhaps we could use the infrastructure from the other layers as inspiration. What are the roads like in the fourth layer?'

The fourth layer is quite literally a cesspool.

No. Eric uses it for culture and art. His favorite theatre, his own, is no longer operating in Faerun. Obviously. But, his second favorite?

Well, there’s a theatre in the James Woods. A small theatre, some would say. The stage is made of twigs and stones. The theatre seats are made of moss. The audience is rowdy and poorly behaved. The performances? Absolute chaos. Atrocious acting. Possibly the most sacrilegious performance of Hamlet he’s ever witnessed. And he used to direct zombies.

But there’s always three reserved seats left empty in honor of three idiots, all loved by their mushroom.

There were little details he recognized from his own conversations he had with Ghoul when he assumed the mushroom wasn't listening.

And if he smiles while watching the (frankly horrible) plays, well who can prove that?

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[insomniac-arrest]

hey kids, I love you all and I know things are seeming dire and scary, but

humanity is worth saving, you are worth saving, our children are worth saving and every other life form on this planet is worth saving

don’t give up hope, a lot of painful change is on the way but we still have the power and the resources and influence to do so, I promise

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.