free Palestine!

you can call me gayshit. or gsadj. he/him with an occasional they. if you know my name, you can say it, but if not, you're not getting it. I've been on here since I was 12 get me help. i tag everything with #a so i can sort it. my main is @gayasfridge. i never use it but if you get followed by gayasfridge that's me! i have another side blog called piracytheft and it has a few links for piracy and otherwise free things/important things

[gayshitanddadjokes]

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

[sleepy-bebby]

Shedding 🐍

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

[penny-anna]

what the hell is going on

[penny-anna]

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

[penny-anna]

Please god it would be so funny

[penny-anna]

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

[penny-anna]

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

[butterflyslinky]

So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?

[penny-anna]

I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.

Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.

[penny-anna]

The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.

[thesummoningdark]

Experts* have determined that if elected, in theory he would have to remove the bin in order to participate in parliamentary votes.

*a bunch of randos on discord

[penny-anna]

Fwiw this is reportedly the precedent set in the 80s:

[trb752]

Kodak Coquette Camera with matching lipstick and compact, 1930

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[mikkeneko]

We can never go back to that very first time experiencing something except through the eyes of another

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Is this ai generated? When she's standing on that can it kind of glitches

[desolatedivine]

Concert Asks

I saw these on twitter and liked them a lot. I thought they’d make a fun ask game for tumblr! I don’t take credit for these questions.

How many concerts have you been to?

Have you been to any festivals?

Which artist/band have you seen the most live?

First concert you went to?

Last concert you went to?

What is your next concert?

Which artists/bands would you love to see live?

The farthest you’ve traveled to go to a concert?

Best opening act you’ve seen?

Worst opening act you’ve seen?

Have you met any bands/artists at a concert?

What’s one thing you have to bring to a concert?

What’s the most you’ve paid for a ticket?

Best concert you’ve been to?

Worst concert you’ve been to?

Have you been in a social media post an artist posted after a show?

Funniest concert memory?

Do you buy your tickets as soon as they go on sale, after, or the day of?

Have you ever been noticed by an artist at a concert?

Have you met any internet friends at a concert?

Which concert that you’ve been to has had the best stage setup/production?

Have you ever caught a guitar pick, drumstick, got a setlist, etc.?

Favorite concert venue?

Least favorite concert venue?

Which do you prefer: indoor or outdoor concerts?

Which do you prefer: clubs, theaters, arenas, or stadiums?

Have you ever missed school or work to go to a concert?

Have you ever been surprised with tickets from someone?

Who do you enjoy going to concerts with?

General admission or seated concerts?

Have you been to multiple dates for one tour?

Have you been to concerts 2 or more days in a row?

Have you ever received free tickets from a contest or an artist’s crew?

Have you been front row and/or back row for a concert?

Have you ever gotten sick, bruised, or broken a bone after a concert?

Have you ever had surprise guests at a concert you attended?

Did you start listening to an opening act after you saw them in concert?

What’s the latest you’ve got home from a concert?

When is the earliest you’ve arrived to a venue for a concert?

Have you seen your favorite artist in concert?

Longest you’ve waited in line for a concert?

Have you ever attended a concert alone?

What’s the best part of a concert in your opinion?

Have you ever heard/seen an artist soundcheck before their show?

What’s the biggest venue you’ve been to a concert at?

What’s the smallest venue you’ve been to a concert at?

Have you ever had side stage seats?

Which venue have you been to the most concerts at?

Do you post a lot about a concert you’ve attended on social media or very little?

Has a concert or tour you were planning on going to got cancelled?

Have you seen a band in concert before a member left the band / they broke up?

Favorite song you’ve heard live?

Have you ever seen an artist/band play an album in full?

Which artist would you refuse to see in concert?

What’s the craziest thing a fan has done at a concert you’ve been to?

Which venue(s) would you love to go to for a concert?

Have you ever been to a concert at a venue that no longer exists?

Have you ever lost something/got something stolen at a concert?

Have people made fun of you or laughed because of how you were acting at a concert?

Have you ever been kicked out of a concert?

Has an artist thrown or spit water on you?

Have you ever seen a security guard dance to a song at a concert?

Have you seen any acts you don’t like at a concert?

Have you ever passed out or thrown up at a concert?

Have you seen any artists in concerts that you don’t like anymore?

[funny-tik-toks]

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman #263 - "Riddler on the Move!" (1975)

written by Dennis O'Neil art by Ernie Chan & Dick Giordano

[prokopetz]

Things to have named after yourself in ascending order of prestige:

Building

Park

Geographic feature

Day

Incident

[gayshitanddadjokes]

6. Disease

[playing-with-colors]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the only fucking grace is ever getting is fucked over

[thehyperfixationistlass]

peak addition

[unholyblissafterdark]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[knitmeapony]

She started to transition after 5000 years. It's never too late.