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it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.
Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(
Acetaminophen isn't enough I need to be able to inject painkillers into my blood
Forgot about morphine. Gonna go rob a hospital.
Acetaminophen isn't enough I need to be able to inject painkillers into my blood
we need legislation banning games >100GB
OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!
upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake
to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50
Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23
wait is that real
just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost
it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!
So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!
hi there's someone in my real actual life (knew them for like a year before learning this about them) that truly and genuinely believes that taylor swift is TRANS, and believes that this is a BAD thing because "he" is promoting the "satanic transgender abortion agenda" im telling you this because i need somebody else to share my pain
I mean why did he do this entire video in boymode if not to tell us something. your friend is right. we need to free Tyler to live his satanic transgender abortion truth.
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
I can't tell if this is the same ridiculous thing happening twice or someone fictionalizing the story of Sal Esposito instead of just posting it again like it's new, but either way, the real crime here is not including a photo of said jury.cat. Though to be fair, they'd have trouble coming close to the WTF Face sported by the original Sal in the news report.
Terms of Endearment
List of various terms of endearment that can be used in different languages. A lot of them are gender neutral. Now in alphabetical order.
Afrikaans
Lief (love)
Liefie (lovey)
Arabic
Habibi حبيبي (m) (my love)
Habibti حبيبتي (f) (my love)
Ya hayati يا حياتي (my life)
Ya qalbi يا قلبي (my heart)
Ya ruhi يا روحي (my soul)
Hubbi/hobbi حبي (my love)
Catalan:
Estimat (m) /estimada (f) (dear)
Amor/amor meu (love/my love)
Sol (sun) (used more like "és un sol" ('they're a sun'??) and normally used when talking about well-behaved children lmao.
"Reiet meu" could also be used (means 'my little king') (m)
"Carinyo" (from spanish Cariño i guess)
"Bonic (m)/bonica (f)" (means nice or pretty (physically)) ("bonica" in feminine is more common as a term of endearment)
Vida (life) (can also be "videta" (diminutive version))
Bombó (that's like a chocolate sweet lmao)(used normally with women)
Princesa (means princess) (f)
Czech
Zlato (gold, my precious)
Lásko (love)
Miláčku (dearest, little dear)
Danish
Skat (treasure)
Engel (angel)
Smukke (pretty/beautiful)
Elskede/elskling (beloved)
Kæreste (dearest and also used for the term girlfriend/boyfriend)
Snut (sorta like babe, a bit outdated)
Dejlige (wonderful)
Smuksak (beautiful but only for endearment)
Pus (cute pitiful thing)
Pusling (Pus in diminutive)
Musling (mouse diminutive)
Putte[animal] (cuddle[animal of choice], most used is: animal, mouse and pig, but other animals or objects happen)
Kære (loved one)
Allerkæreste (most loved, argumentative)
Basse (cute fat, might come from bear, mostly used for children and men)
Dutch
Schatje (treasure)
Liefje (loved one)
Lieverd (loved one)
Lieveling (loved one)
English
Dear
Pet
Baby
Babe
Honey
Darling
My love
Sunshine
Sweetheart
Sweet cheeks
Prince/Princess
Farsi
Joon/Jaan جان (life)
Azizam عزیزم (my dear)
Asalam عسلم (my honey)
Golam گلم (flower)
Filipino (from various local languages, all gender neutral)
Mahal, sinta (tagalog) (love)
alternatively add "ko" or "aking" to turn it into "my love" (e.g. mahal ko, sinta ko; aking mahal, aking sinta) with "aking" being used more often when talking about the one you love to a 3rd party;
or turn it into a verb (e.g. aking minamahal, kasintahan) to make it "lover"
Paraluman, irog, liyag, giliw (tagalog) (darling) these are older terms though, you won't hear or see them being used unless you're lovers with someone 🌟Extra🌟
Tangi (tagalog) (only one)
Tinatangi (tagalog) (the one i hold dear/the only one for me)
Tinadhana - fated (from the root word "tadhana" meaning fate, which in and of itself should also be a term of endearment and I stand by that)
Hinigugma (bisaya) (beloved) (very old)
Palangga/pangga/langga or "ga" for short and sometimes pagingging (ilonggo) (love) (can also be used platonically or between family members)
Kalasahan (tausug) (beloved) (this is pronounced with an emphasis in the SA syllable (as in kalaSAhan) instead of the LA like in the tagalog word LAsa (which means taste)
Jowa (filipino slang) (significant other/boyfriend/girlfriend)
Bebe, bebe ko, beh, bhe, bhie, bih (filipino slang) (babe)
Lablabs (filipino slang) (literally "love-love" in a heavy filipino accent)
Finnish
Aarteeni (my treasure)
Armaani (my darling (A bit old fashioned to say.))
Höpönassu/höpönassukka/höpsö (silly)
Kalleimpani (my most valued one)
Kulta/kultaseni/kultu/kultsi/kultsipuppeli (gold; darling (These are ordered from least syrupy to most syrupy.)
Mielitietty/mielitiettyni (favourite/my favourite (Formal, usually used when speaking about your loved one to someone else.))
Murmeli (marmot)
Muru/murunen (crumb; honey)
Mussukka (sweetie)
Pikkuinen (little one (Used for children and animals.))
Rakas/rakkaani (love/my love; dear)
Sydänkäpyseni/sydänkäpynen (my heart cone/heart cone; sweetheart)
Söpöliini (cutie)
French
Mon amour (my love)
Mon cœur (my heart)
Chéri (m) / Chérie (f) (darling)
Chou (used like "honey", but directly translates to cabbage)
Mon lapin (my bunny)
Ma vie (my life)
L'/amour de ma vie (love of my life)
Ma poupée (f) (my doll)
Gàidhlig (Scottish)
A chuisle (a hoo-sluh)/ A ghràidh (a ghrah-ee) (my love)
Mo chridhe (moh hree-uh) (my heart)
A chiall mo chridhe (a heel moh hree-uh) (my dearest darling)
Both romantic or otherwise, i.e. they don't have specific romantic connotations.
Leannan (lyen-an) (sweetheart)
M' eudail (may-thal) (darling, romantic)
Luaidheag (luah-yak) (darling, the way a wee old lady talks to a child)
German
Liebling (beloved/favourite)
Schatz (treasure, I would say the most common one between established couples)
Liebes (loved one) (not that romantic, can be used by older people)
Liebster (m) (loved one, bit old-fashioned)
Liebste (f) (loved one, bit old-fashioned)
Hase / Hasi (bunny)
Maus (mouse)
Spatz (sparrow)
Bär / Bärchen (bear)
Engel / Engelchen (angel)
Prinzessin (f) (princess)
Sonnenschein (sunshine)
Kleines (f/n) (little one, can be used in a cute way for women, (while actually being neutral), but can also sound degrading or offensive)
Greek
Αγάπη /Αγάπη μου (love /my love) (the first can also be used among friends, usually between women, but both are very often used in romantic relationships)
Ψυχή μου (my soul) (mostly romantic but can be used by a parent to their kid)
Hebrew
Chaim sheli חיים שלי (my life)
Neshama sheli נשמה שלי (my soul)
Lev sheli לב שלי (my heart)
Ahoovi אהובי (m) (my love)
Ahoovati אהובתי (f) (my love)
Hindi
Meri jaan मेरी जान (f) (my life)
Mera jaan (m/n) (my life)
Rani रानी (f) (queen)
Hungarian
Kedvesem (my dear)
Szerelmem (my love)
Drága (precious)
Édesem (my sweetie)
Kicsim (my little one)
Babám (my baby)
Kincsem (my treasure)
Indonesian
Sayang (to love/love, can be used as 'honey', doesn't have to be romantic)
Cintaku (my love, mostly used romantically)
Irish
A stór (darling)
A stórín (little darling, sweetie. More commonly used for children, but can be used romantically too)
A chroí (heart, you can say "mo chroí" too, that means "my heart")
A ghrá (love)
Aingeal (angel, used both romantically, and for people who've done something nice for you (think "you're a doll"))
A ghrá geal (directly translates to "bright love", but means something more like "honey" or "darling")
Mo ghrá amháin (my one, my one love, my true love)
Mo chailín/mo bhuachaill (my girl/my boy, we say this in place of "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" because there's no proper words for those)
Mo bhean/mo fhear (my woman/my man, like the above, but more seriously, usually said by married couples as a short form of "bean chéile" (wife) and "fear chéile" (husband))
A réaltín (star/little star, used both romantically and to refer to children)
Italian
Tesoro (treasure)
Amore mio (my love)
Cuore (heart)
Vita mia (my life)
Cucciola (puppy/cub) (mostly used for women, but you could say "cucciolo" for men)
Piccola (little one) (mostly for women, "piccolo" would be the male version)
Cara/caro (dear) (now mostly used by grandmas for grandkids but perfect for couples in the past or old couples nowadays
Bimba (f) (child)
Patata/patatina (potato/little potato) (again mostly women when used romantically, "patato/patatino" for men, but they can also be used for pets, babies, your kids or anyone that you find cute)
Tata/tato (short version of papata/patato)
Polpetta/polpettina (meatball/little meatball) (very uncommon, but I've heard it used for girls)
Topolina (little mouse) (very uncommon, but could be used for girls)
Bambola (doll)
Korean
Jagiya 자기야 (honey/baby)
Aegiya 애기야 (baby/little one)
Gongjunim 공주님 (f) (princess)
Wangjanim 왕자님 (m) (prince)
Nae Sarang 내 사랑 (my love)
Gwiyomi 귀요미 (cutie)
Yeobo 여보 (darling, loved one to a spouse)
Malay
Sayang (dear/darling)
Polish
Kochanie (my beloved)
Myszko (f) (little mouse for women romantic, or for young daughters)
Misiu (m) (diminutive bear, romantic for men)
Misiaczku (another form of the above but more intersex)
Słoneczko (diminutive for sun, can be for children but also romantic for women)
Pączusiu (diminutive doughnut, romantic partner)
Bąbelku (bubble diminutive for young children, toddlers or infants)
Duszko moja (very outdated, meaning my soul, for women)
Serce moje (also old school, meaning my heart, unisex)
Gwiazdeczko (diminutive star, for girls and romantic female partner)
Kotek/Kotku (kitten, unisex)
Mała (literally: little (f), for women, can be romantic but also offensive if used by strangers)
Skarbie (my treasure, unisex)
Rybciu (diminutive for fish, little fish, for women)
żabko (diminutive for frog, little frog, for women)
Portuguese
Meu querido (m)/ minha querida (f) (my darling)
Meu amor (my love)
Princesa (f) (princess)
Meu docinho (my sweetheart)
Coração (heart)
Amado (m)/Amada (f) (my beloved)
Meu (m)/ minha (f) mais que tudo (my above overall) Meu tesouro (my treasure)
Paixão (passion)
Meu bem/ meu benzinho (my goodness)
Meu doce/meu docinho (my sweet/ my little sweet)
Brazilian Portuguese
Amor (love)
Querido (m) / Querida (f) (darling)
Bebê (baby)
Meu bem (untraslatable; something between "my dear" and "my treasure")
Meu docinho de coco (my coconut candy - really old slang, nowadays used only for fun)
Patroa (f) (it means a female boss; not ironic not aggressive, but used by men to describe their wives affectionately, eg. "I can't go today, my patroa is waiting for me at home")
Gato/gatinho (m) / gata/gatinha (f) (cat/little cat; if a person is pretty, they are called a "cat")
Minha vida (my life)
Meu xodó (my crush)
Bebê (baby)
Docinho (sweetie)
Chuchu (honey)
Fofura (cutie)
Querida (dear)
Lindinha (beautiful/cutie)
Meu anjo (my angel)
Mozão or Mor (love, more like slang)
Romanian
Iubi (Sweet heart/darling)
Iubirea mea (my love)
Draga mea (f) / Dragul meu (m) (my dear)
Dulceața mea (jam/honey)
Sufletul meu (my soul)
Suflețel (little soul)
Russian
lyubov' moya / любовь моя (my love)
radost' moya / радость моя (joy of mine)
dusha moya / душа моя (my soul)
schast'e moyo / счастье моё (my happiness)
sokrovishche moyo / сокровище моё (my treasure)
solnyshko / солнышко (sunny)
zolotce / золотце (golden)
lyubimyj (m) + lyubimaya (f) / любимый + любимая (beloved)
dorogoj (m) + dorogaya (f) / дорогой + дорогая (darling, dear)
milyj (m) + milaya (f) / милый + милая (dear but in more informal way)
kotik / котик (kitty) malysh / малыш (baby)
zajchik (m) + zajka (f) / зайчик + зайка (bunny)
ptenchik / птенчик (little bird, hatchling)
rybka moya (f) / рыбка моя (my fish)
Serbian
Sreća(o) moja (my happiness)
Zlato moje (my gold)
Srce moje (my heart)
Život(e) moj (my life)
Duša(o) (my soul)
Slovak
Zlato / zlatko (gold)
Láska (love)
Miláčik (bit cheesy, but means my lovely)
Spanish
Cariño (darling)
Bebé (baby)
Corazón (heart)
Mi amor (my love)
Mi vida (my life)
Cielo (sky)
Amor (love)
Swedish
Sötnos (cute nose)
Älskling (darling)
Tamil
Kanmani [cun-mun-ee] (darling)
Turkish
Aşkım (my loved one)
Canım (my love/soul)
Hayatım (my life)
Bebeğim (my baby)
Kocacığım/karıcığım
(my husband/my wife, but in a more endearing way, you can say it to a person you're not married yet but thinking about marrying)
Her şeyim (my everything)
Yaşama sebebim (my reason to live)
Ceylanım (My gazelle, it's a gorgeous creature like cmon)
Güzel gözlüm (My lover with beautiful eyes)
Nazlı yarim (My coy lover)
Kalbimin sahibi (the owner of my heart)
Güzelim/yakışıklım (my beautiful/my handsome)
Kediciğim (my kitty/kitten)
Biriciğim/bi'tanem (my one and only)
Çiçeğim (my flower)
Balım (my honey) (can also say "bal dudaklım (my lover with honey lips)" if you feeling on fire)
Evimin direği (literally meaning "the post of my house," if you say this to a person (usually your husband), you mean to say that he keeps your household/family up, whether financially or with emotional maturity)
Ukrainian
Mostly romantic:
зіронька [zironʹka] (star)
мій світ [miy svit] (my world)
моє життя [moye zhyttya] (my life)
моє серденько [moye serdenʹko] (my heart)
коханий [kokhanyy](m) /кохана [kokhana] (f) (my beloved one)
милий мій [mylyy miy] (m) / мила моя [myla moya] (f) (my dear one)
любий мій [lyubyy miy] (m) / люба моя [lyuba moya] (f) (my loved one)
мій єдиний [miy yedynyy] (m) /моя єдина [moya yedyna] (f) (my only one)
Mostly between friends:
сонце [sontse], сонечко [sonechko] (sun, sunshine)
пташка [ptashka] (f) (birdie)
душа [dusha] (soul)
друг (m)/ подруга (f) моєї душі [druh (m)/podruha (f) moyeyi dushi] (a friend of my soul)
Urdu
Meri jaan میری جان (my life)
Pyaari پیاری (sweetheart)
Shahzadi شہزادی (f) (princess)
Welsh
Cariad/Nghariad (love)
Let me know more terms of endearment in your languages! And please correct me if I'm wrong somewhere.
Please note that they are not all romantic. You can ask in the replies, so a native speaker can answer if it's appropiate for the type of relationship you want your characters to have.
There's a non-zero chance that a prominent British fascist will lose his parliament seat (in a by-election he himself called) to a man wearing a garbage bin on his head.
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
I honestly don't know??
I don't think people know how much work TERFs put in to make it so that a "girl"'s first thought when they start to realize they might not be a woman is fear that they're betraying feminism
65 58 33 14 15 for ask meme!!!
Thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!
65. Have you seen any artists in concerts that you don’t like anymore?
No, but ALEXSUCKS opened for I Don't Know How But They Found Me once and they did, in fact, suck. Made a friend over how bad they were, actually.
58. Have you ever lost something/got something stolen at a concert?
Someone borrowed a lighter from me that I never saw again.
33. Have you ever received free tickets from a contest or an artist’s crew?
No, but I was music department for my college's radio and we got free interviewer tickets for a band I forget. I forget because I gave myself brain damage the day before and wasn't able to go.
14. Best concert you’ve been to?
There is such a soft spot in my heart for the first time I saw IDKHOW, so IDKHOW Razzamatour, Nov 15th, 2021 (I only know the date that well because it was my friend's birthday), The Rec Room in Buffalo
15. Worst concert you’ve been to?
I saw the Who when I was like 9 when they stopped in Buffalo and it was so bad that half the seats were empty before they ended.
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
Shedding 🐍
dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that
what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
So what happens if Count Binface actually wins? Does he join Parliament? Does he have to take the bin off his face?
I've seen some people saying he would have to give up his title but it would seem that is no longer the case as of 1999; so, no, he can keep his ceremonial bin if he wishes.
Important to note also that Count Binface is the alter ego of comedian & political satirist Jon Harvey who seems to be an intelligent individual with reasonable politics. As I said no real downside.
The no hats rule clearly does not apply to him. He is not wearing a hat. It's a bin.
Experts* have determined that if elected, in theory he would have to remove the bin in order to participate in parliamentary votes.
*a bunch of randos on discord
Fwiw this is reportedly the precedent set in the 80s:
Kodak Coquette Camera with matching lipstick and compact, 1930