Kettle

i go on the stove, but this time I'm yellow

[dogpuppy]

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[lady-of-the-harbour]

I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE — 2006, dir. Jonathan Dayton & Valerie Faris

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[poetry-protest-pornography]

It's been 7 years.

[biglawbear]

Can't believe it's been 10 years

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[pikamusume]

[my-dailydreams]

[metamorphosis2999]

asanthony defender‼️‼️ (btw i didn’t really like the finale but they're so cute)

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[ghoullerr]

i liked that scene of trash crowley

no idea how to format this also redid the post mb guys

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”