Kettle

i go on the stove, but this time I'm yellow

[silky-selkie]

[importantpics]

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[mothhauntedbyblame]

[candiesdarlings]

the end of the fucking world

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[dogpuppy]

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[tumblr]

broccolini 🥦

[segamascott]

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[dogpuppy]

[kettleonthestove]

ITS TOO DAMN HOT

[wiseatom]

i love will the wise

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[dogpuppy]