hahaha drunk basterd

Hi I'm kevin the oldest of the mccormick children I have a brother named kenny and a sister named karen and my mom and dad get drunk a lot (so do I) no one now but I was the first Mysterion

[tracy-tweak]

Dude you need to say something you can't just keep it to yourself just tell him

B-b-but he w-will r-rject m-m-me and n-never talk t-t-to me again

[kevin-mccormick]

No he won’t he loves you man

[tracy-tweak]

h-h-how do y-you n-no

[kevin-mccormick]

Just go do it he won't!!!!!

[tracy-tweak]

Dude you need to say something you can't just keep it to yourself just tell him

B-b-but he w-will r-rject m-m-me and n-never talk t-t-to me again

[kevin-mccormick]

No he won't he loves you man

[kevin-mccormick]

Yay

She said yes!!!!!

[-damien-thorn-]

Creek

[kevin-mccormick]

Thank you

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DAD DOES IT AGAIN I THINK…

[kevin-mccormick]

Ok kenny have fun…but not to much fun

[xthedarkestvoidx]

ILL HAVE MUCH AS I WANT

[kevin-mccormick]

Ok whatever

[kevin-mccormick]

Thank you

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DAD DOES IT AGAIN I THINK...

[kevin-mccormick]

Ok kenny have fun...but not to much fun

[kevin-mccormick]

@kenny-i-never-die-mccormick

Thank you

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DAD DOES IT AGAIN I THINK MYSTERION NEEDS TO KICK HIS ASS

[kevin-mccormick]

Kenny you don’t need to say Mysterion don’t you remember I was the origanal mysterion

[xthedarkestvoidx]

KEVIN I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU CANT TELL NO ONE

[kevin-mccormick]

What is it little brother?

[xthedarkestvoidx]

IM GAY

[kevin-mccormick]

So I’m bio

[xthedarkestvoidx]

I LIKE DICK

[kevin-mccormick]

Yea so I like dicks and pussys

[kevin-mccormick]

@kenny-i-never-die-mccormick

Thank you

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DAD DOES IT AGAIN I THINK MYSTERION NEEDS TO KICK HIS ASS

[kevin-mccormick]

Kenny you don’t need to say Mysterion don’t you remember I was the origanal mysterion

[xthedarkestvoidx]

KEVIN I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU CANT TELL NO ONE

[kevin-mccormick]

What is it little brother?

[xthedarkestvoidx]

IM GAY

[kevin-mccormick]

So I'm bio

[kevin-mccormick]

@kenny-i-never-die-mccormick

Thank you

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DAD DOES IT AGAIN I THINK MYSTERION NEEDS TO KICK HIS ASS

[kevin-mccormick]

Kenny you don’t need to say Mysterion don’t you remember I was the origanal mysterion

[xthedarkestvoidx]

KEVIN I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU CANT TELL NO ONE

[kevin-mccormick]

What is it little brother?

[kevin-mccormick]

[kevin-mccormick]

@kenny-i-never-die-mccormick

Thank you

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DAD DOES IT AGAIN I THINK MYSTERION NEEDS TO KICK HIS ASS

[kevin-mccormick]

Kenny you don’t need to say Mysterion don’t you remember I was the origanal mysterion

[kevin-mccormick]

@kenny-i-never-die-mccormick

Thank you

[kevin-mccormick]

SHELLY WAS PREGNANT

Um yea little bro she was

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE

[kevin-mccormick]

What……

[xthedarkestvoidx]

NEVER GET A GIRL PREGNANT UNTIL YOUR MARRIED.

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut the hell up bro!!!! She got an abotion so there is no baby anymore

[xthedarkestvoidx]

BETTER

[kevin-mccormick]

Well I’m 19 and so is she so I might propse to her tommarow

[xthedarkestvoidx]

HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN DATING

[kevin-mccormick]

6 years

[xthedarkestvoidx]

GOOD WEAR CONDOMS ON YOUR HONEY MOON BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

I will and thank you ken!

[xthedarkestvoidx]

I GOT SOME YOU WANT BIG MOMBA ONES

[kevin-mccormick]

No thanks iv been making money on my own I can buy my own

[xthedarkestvoidx]

YOU GOT A TINY DICK

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut up adleast I have one

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE MINES 10 INCHES

[kevin-mccormick]

Hahahahahahaha nice joke kenny

[xthedarkestvoidx]

WANNA SEE BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

Sure let me see

[xthedarkestvoidx]

*PULLS IT OUT AND I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH*

[kevin-mccormick]

Holy fuck damn do you have the dick of dad

[xthedarkestvoidx]

HOW YOU KNOW THAT

[kevin-mccormick]

Dad was drunk when I was 5 and I was sleeping next to mom……*shivers*

[xthedarkestvoidx]

HE MOLESTED YOU

[kevin-mccormick]

*shivers* don't say IT!! It makes me remember every moment......

[kevin-mccormick]

SHELLY WAS PREGNANT

Um yea little bro she was

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE

[kevin-mccormick]

What……

[xthedarkestvoidx]

NEVER GET A GIRL PREGNANT UNTIL YOUR MARRIED.

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut the hell up bro!!!! She got an abotion so there is no baby anymore

[xthedarkestvoidx]

BETTER

[kevin-mccormick]

Well I’m 19 and so is she so I might propse to her tommarow

[xthedarkestvoidx]

HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN DATING

[kevin-mccormick]

6 years

[xthedarkestvoidx]

GOOD WEAR CONDOMS ON YOUR HONEY MOON BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

I will and thank you ken!

[xthedarkestvoidx]

I GOT SOME YOU WANT BIG MOMBA ONES

[kevin-mccormick]

No thanks iv been making money on my own I can buy my own

[xthedarkestvoidx]

YOU GOT A TINY DICK

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut up adleast I have one

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE MINES 10 INCHES

[kevin-mccormick]

Hahahahahahaha nice joke kenny

[xthedarkestvoidx]

WANNA SEE BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

Sure let me see

[xthedarkestvoidx]

*PULLS IT OUT AND I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH*

[kevin-mccormick]

Holy fuck damn do you have the dick of dad

[xthedarkestvoidx]

HOW YOU KNOW THAT

[kevin-mccormick]

Dad was drunk when I was 5 and I was sleeping next to mom......*shivers*

[kevin-mccormick]

SHELLY WAS PREGNANT

Um yea little bro she was

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE

[kevin-mccormick]

What……

[xthedarkestvoidx]

NEVER GET A GIRL PREGNANT UNTIL YOUR MARRIED.

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut the hell up bro!!!! She got an abotion so there is no baby anymore

[xthedarkestvoidx]

BETTER

[kevin-mccormick]

Well I’m 19 and so is she so I might propse to her tommarow

[xthedarkestvoidx]

HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN DATING

[kevin-mccormick]

6 years

[xthedarkestvoidx]

GOOD WEAR CONDOMS ON YOUR HONEY MOON BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

I will and thank you ken!

[xthedarkestvoidx]

I GOT SOME YOU WANT BIG MOMBA ONES

[kevin-mccormick]

No thanks iv been making money on my own I can buy my own

[xthedarkestvoidx]

YOU GOT A TINY DICK

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut up adleast I have one

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE MINES 10 INCHES

[kevin-mccormick]

Hahahahahahaha nice joke kenny

[xthedarkestvoidx]

WANNA SEE BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

Sure let me see

[xthedarkestvoidx]

*PULLS IT OUT AND I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH*

[kevin-mccormick]

Holy fuck damn do you have the dick of dad

[kevin-mccormick]

SHELLY WAS PREGNANT

Um yea little bro she was

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE

[kevin-mccormick]

What……

[xthedarkestvoidx]

NEVER GET A GIRL PREGNANT UNTIL YOUR MARRIED.

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut the hell up bro!!!! She got an abotion so there is no baby anymore

[xthedarkestvoidx]

BETTER

[kevin-mccormick]

Well I’m 19 and so is she so I might propse to her tommarow

[xthedarkestvoidx]

HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN DATING

[kevin-mccormick]

6 years

[xthedarkestvoidx]

GOOD WEAR CONDOMS ON YOUR HONEY MOON BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

I will and thank you ken!

[xthedarkestvoidx]

I GOT SOME YOU WANT BIG MOMBA ONES

[kevin-mccormick]

No thanks iv been making money on my own I can buy my own

[xthedarkestvoidx]

YOU GOT A TINY DICK

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut up adleast I have one

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE MINES 10 INCHES

[kevin-mccormick]

Hahahahahahaha nice joke kenny

[xthedarkestvoidx]

WANNA SEE BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

Sure let me see

[kevin-mccormick]

SHELLY WAS PREGNANT

Um yea little bro she was

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE

[kevin-mccormick]

What……

[xthedarkestvoidx]

NEVER GET A GIRL PREGNANT UNTIL YOUR MARRIED.

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut the hell up bro!!!! She got an abotion so there is no baby anymore

[xthedarkestvoidx]

BETTER

[kevin-mccormick]

Well I’m 19 and so is she so I might propse to her tommarow

[xthedarkestvoidx]

HOW LONG YOU GUYS BEEN DATING

[kevin-mccormick]

6 years

[xthedarkestvoidx]

GOOD WEAR CONDOMS ON YOUR HONEY MOON BRO

[kevin-mccormick]

I will and thank you ken!

[xthedarkestvoidx]

I GOT SOME YOU WANT BIG MOMBA ONES

[kevin-mccormick]

No thanks iv been making money on my own I can buy my own

[xthedarkestvoidx]

YOU GOT A TINY DICK

[kevin-mccormick]

Shut up adleast I have one

[xthedarkestvoidx]

DUDE MINES 10 INCHES

[kevin-mccormick]

Hahahahahahaha nice joke kenny